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curb cricket

A female resembling a crack whore who hangs out along the street side, usually in seedy to middle and upper class neighborhoods, begging for attention, more than likely through munchausin syndrome, also molestation and/ or being born in Orange County and surrounding areas in California. She is willing to do anything to further her social standings including sexual favors, lieing, snitching, stealing etc.
Person 1~ " So what happened with you and your ex?"
Me~" She turned out to be a curb cricket just like the rest of them!"
by The Few June 6, 2014
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Polish Pencil Cricket

The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.
Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.
by Smegladon December 18, 2023
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Cricket

I’m partial to cricket
by Einnob February 8, 2021
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Lick the cricket

When a woman with diarrhea shits herself and has her clitoris cleaned with a human tongue.
The pigeon lady blew her ass out in the park and now she's asking legless Larry to lick the cricket
by Piratemothafuckinsteve69 July 26, 2022
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Glitter cricket

Often know as a city slicker or a glitter chigger but for both sexes

Or a guy that say he knows what hes doing with cars, trucks, or hunting but really dont like to get his hands dirty or his boots.... just a glitter cricket....
by Notaglittlercricket April 1, 2020
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Cricket

A beautiful dark haired girl thats all that.
Wow, have you met Carrie yet? Shes a total Cricket.
by Carpricorns December March 20, 2019
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cricketting

The subtle act of stimulating your penis using just your legs by rubbing them together; usually performed in public. Done correctly, cricketing can provide a very stimulating experience.
Dude did you see the girl in the front row, I couldn't stop cricketting, I got jizz in my shoes now
by Dog_vagina June 28, 2015
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