California crotch crickets

A female or male with an itchy or irritated pubic mound. Sometimes could be related to the sexually transmitted disease "crabs". Commonly caught in California.

Sally, my crotch itches. I think Jimmy gave me those damn California crotch crickets again.

by TheMindsI March 13, 2011

Cricket in a sucker

When a guy plucks his pubes and sticks them onto his feces then proceeds to insert that hairy log into his significant other's vag causing her to be tickled and rub her legs together like a cricket

Did you hear? Donald gave his girl a cricket in a sucker and now she has HPV

by Johnny Applehands October 29, 2019

cricket face

Someone with big beady eyes who's jokes are unoriginal and boring

This dude got cricket face!

by Big tits 203 May 12, 2016

Crickets

The deafening silence emanating from Snoop and Mojo upon realization that the emphasis of results during low impact events is a poor indication of the outcomes when the stakes are high.

It was observed that the sound of crickets could be heard from sources in Roblin and even as far west as Calgary

by DayvN May 24, 2021

Street Cricket

A person who lives in an urban area who does things just to draw attention.

Raquim: Yo, did u hear that Raul shot up 6th street?
Jamaal: Yeah, Raul is such a street cricket.

by Iwasick October 7, 2013

Chimney Crickets

Little tiny Black Coats disguised as crickets in your chimney, layin bugs everywhere.

“I gotta get out of here, Chimney Crickets I’m surrounded!”

by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024

crickets

silence so deafening all you can hear is the crickets chirping

Mom: If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all
Me: **crickets**

by BlindOracle November 4, 2021