Cereal

A type of soup, usually eaten cold.

I like eating cereal!

by Very very very very very hot g May 13, 2025

Cereal Guy

A based Chad who is so cool and AWESOME. The most epic cringelord around

Isn't Cereal Guy so awesome?

by Cool Chad Based November 19, 2020

cereal high

When one is so high all they can do is crave cereal, and until the cereal is attained the craving will be there.

“I got so high now all I want is cereal, I’m cereal high”

by Jmoney4204 February 6, 2025

GIGANTIC cereal bowl

a bowl with a fuck load of cereal

Bobby ate a GIGANTIC cereal bowl and Died

by cheece June 12, 2023

Doritos cereal

Man I’m so high... wanna make Doritos cereal? Sure thing man... (pours in Doritos inside bowl) (begins to pour Mountain Dew in the bowl) Ugh! MAN what the fuck?! (Begins to eat it) (swallows a bit of the cereal) (begins to throw up uncontrollably) MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! (Continues to throw up) YOU OKAY?! (Throws up 5% of their brain) AAAAH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!

I’m so hungry for some Doritos cereal

by ieatantsforbreakfast November 7, 2021

Cereal

A form of breakfast meant to be refrigerated.

Ah man I was so happy this morning when I looked in my fridge and saw cereal.

by CerealLover5 August 20, 2011

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018