by shane September 04, 2004
by Johnjamin hoodrich March 13, 2004
The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.
Same as above but while performing in an outhouse.
Same as above but while performing in an outhouse.
by nonone October 06, 2006
A bunch of faggots and emos trying to live out theyre love fantasy or being fags in general, they are inferior to country balls and are ruining the country ball community, do not compare the two they are not the same.
by Dans Dead March 30, 2019
worst fucking genre of music ever. if you listen to this, you 100% fuck your brothers and sisters lol
by nihhers February 13, 2022
Country Music, the Ass Cheese of Music, wishes it could be as great as Heavy Metal. Sadly this is one of the stupidest types of music.
by TheRussianTurkey April 24, 2018
"Dude, I drove through West Virginia one time and hooked up with this hot mountain chick and she gave me a country blumpkin behind her parent's shack. It was messy but awesome!"
by Alamo Dudes March 11, 2009