Bobby Cannon

The saltiest, most unindependent degenerate to exist on this mortal coil

Person 1:Wow I just fought a king k main
P2: He was probably a bobby cannon
P1: Yh fam u right

by Fuck bobby cannon, honestly December 22, 2018

Simian Cranial Cannon

This is the term describing the act involving one sick person and a (preferably) dead ape. This act requires the insertion of the penis into the nasal cavity of the ape and ejaculating as close to the brain of the ape as possible. If this position is achieved and semen reaches the brain, the ape will react as if it has been shot by a cannon, recoiling its head backwards. If it is alive of course. If not, you are a sick zoonecrophiliac.

"Guys, I'm gonna go do a Simian Cranial Cannon, be back in 5."
"Ok Peter, make sure its dead this time, unlike last time, OK?"

by Jacob Gilbert October 28, 2006

Fire the cannon

to fart on the toilet
to fart loudly in a place that will create an echo

Honey what are you doing in there? "I had to fire the cannon"

by Embrey April 4, 2010

Noob cannon

Noob cannon Using a auto shoty in any game. Usualy an FPS game. Noob cannon usualy contains no reecoil and blast BB's everywhere. The noob is very unaware, and is ufraid of putting his noob cannon down.

Non Noob: Put down your noob cannon noob..

Noob: The desert eagle is the noob cannon dummy!

Non Noob: what ever floats your boat noob.

by Non noob420 October 26, 2009

ass cannon

So one person takes a really huge hit off the bong and holds the hit in. He then goes over to the other person, who is lying on the floor with their ass in the air, and blows the smoke into his ass. The second person then farts the smoke back into the first person's face who then proceeds to huff it hard. This requires an air-tight seal from lip-to-lip (lips to asshole). This technique is popular in prisons utilizing crystal meth, and both people involved get blazed as fuck.

Dude, do you want an ass cannon?

Yeah man, ass cannon me quick!

by TheOneCleanHippie October 31, 2011

colin cannon

the epitomy of eating babies

Colin Cannon ate my babies the other day. And I liked it..

by Hannibal lector January 9, 2005

Salty Water Cannon

(n.) - a variation of the sea salt shooter. this is the name given to male reproductive organ when used to launch projectile salty fluids directly into the eye of a woman.

"Yo brah, so did you do her brah?"
"Nah brah, but I gave her a piece of my salty water cannon dude!"
"No way brah, thats so gnar! but whats a salty water cannon?"
"Its just a hard wood hawian board brah, but when you do this with it!"
"Ahh fuck brah! My eye!"
"Uhh chyeahh!"

by Kyle R. Montgomery January 12, 2009