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The Red Bandit

Sneaky son of a bitch that likes to steal things, smoke weed, and date midgets so that he feels that his penis is bigger. He plans to take ofver the world and steal the chinese women and thier small dogs
The red bandit dated a midget named jess who is refered to as a fischer price hoop while the red bandit is a womens basket ball smaller than a mens basketball, so he plays with his fischer price hoop to feel bigger than the mens basketballs, but one day the fischer price hoop went to the park and let everyone play on it so the red badit broke that hoop.
by Red Bandit Jr. January 26, 2011
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Clean Bandit

The Name of a Band that produces music featuring elements of both classical and dance music.
The band's name, Clean Bandit, comes from a translation of a Russian phrase; the meaning is similar to the English phrase "complete bastard"
*Thick Russian Accent* "Your Sister is a clean bandit"
by AquaPoseidon12 July 11, 2016
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Fanny Bandit

Word used in Family Guy to describe men having an orgy or two men having sex with each other. This word is usually used in spanish terms. Also a way you could think of the word is like you are stealing someones fanny when you stick your dick in his butt.
1.Echar un vistazo a esas fanny bandits

2. Hey peter look at those fanny bandits I wounder which is the catcher and which is the pitcher.
by perzianman February 20, 2009
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Booty Bandit

A man who enjoys anal sex by other men.
Sarah: Wow, that guy is cute!!
Jessica: Nahhh. He is a booty bandit.
by Kefe Mosu August 5, 2008
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Blazian Bandits

A stupid ass clan from an online multiplayer game called graal.
Omg the blazian dickfaces hired a hitman because they are pussies and dont want me pwning there leaders.
by JOE_BLOW April 3, 2004
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shat bandit

i crazy diluted person who goes on treasure hunts but accidentely steals peoples shit right out of ther assholes. Usually mentally retarded.
the shat bandit was running around town and stealing peoples shit
by alex the tweek18 March 20, 2003
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Bum Bandit

I person who like to lick bums, mosty mens. They are regarded as scum in sociaty and should all be shot.
'Jack was a great bum bandit, he does it all the time with ashly'
by Waltonator555000000 June 12, 2007
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