A fantasy boyfriend is a man who exudes sensuality, mystery, and eroticism. He always smells delicious and he has the most elegant, masculine hands. When he looks at you, your whole body is engulfed in desire. You get wet every time you talk to him on the phone. After an afternoon of swimming in his rooftop pool, he pulls off your swimsuit and eats your pussy with deft expertise. You cum, your glistening back arching and your wet hair dripping on the cotton sheets. On another occasion, you make love in a room filled with garden roses. He covers every inch of your body in passionate kisses. You fall asleep on his chest to the sound of rain. You get together many other times; on every occasion, his only goal is to give you pleasure in all its forms.
Of course, none of this is real because he is a fantasy boyfriend.
Of course, none of this is real because he is a fantasy boyfriend.
by chaton_de_cannelle May 11, 2018
Get the Fantasy boyfriend mug.Mentioning your boyfriend in conversation in order to get an edge on all your friends. Similar to Name Dropping.
Girl 1: "My BOYFRIEND and I were at the mall the other day and we held hands and I got Jamba Juice. Sorry you're still single, Becky."
Girl 2: "Stop boyfriend dropping all the time, he's not even that great."
Boy 1: "Wow, you got an A in AP English? Did you know I have a BOYFRIEND? He has a car."
Best friend: "I get it, you're gay. Stop boyfriend dropping all the time."
Girl to mom: "OMG, going to the zoo is so much more fun when you have a maodorabeebs BOYFRIEND."
Mom: "All this boyfriend dropping is why you don't have any friends other than your boyfriend."
Girl 2: "Stop boyfriend dropping all the time, he's not even that great."
Boy 1: "Wow, you got an A in AP English? Did you know I have a BOYFRIEND? He has a car."
Best friend: "I get it, you're gay. Stop boyfriend dropping all the time."
Girl to mom: "OMG, going to the zoo is so much more fun when you have a maodorabeebs BOYFRIEND."
Mom: "All this boyfriend dropping is why you don't have any friends other than your boyfriend."
by zozobemo March 8, 2017
Get the boyfriend dropping mug.Dude what's up with him getting a new girl and turning into a chameleon boyfriend. I remember when he used to ask waitresses if he could lick their asses....dudes whipped man!!!
by Batshouse March 9, 2017
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You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms October 7, 2016
Get the boyfriend chair mug.A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms October 7, 2016
Get the boyfriend chair mug.A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms October 7, 2016
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