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Andrew

Has a huge penis... I wouldn't know that but hey... Really great friend when he's not judging you. Is retarded 24/7 but probably the only person I would want to talk to at 3 am. He thinks it's okay to leave me and move, it's not. Wish he would wear his glasses to school. Doesn't know how good of a friend he is. 10/10 fake boyfriend. My mom probably thinks I want to marry him, wouldn't be the worst case... could be marrying his twin. Not my favorite of the twins. Andrew's better looking. Always the better-looking twin. Always makes you laugh, never judges you, people who take him for granted need to shove their egos up where the sun doesn't shine.
Bekah "Wow I think I like that Andrew guy"
His designated girlfriend "Wow I think you should back off my man"
by bestestbestfriendever February 20, 2018
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Andrew

A short ass mexican nigga with no taste in music who is 3 feet tall and who is a stingy ass nigga who dont share food.
Why the fuck are you being sucha an andrew nigga?
by oolala_22 May 6, 2018
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Andrew

A extremely ugly looking creature that do backflips in socks and runs on the sidewalk barefoot for no reason eating pigeon eyes and pig necks with a side of cow chins and roach tails. He's most likely a black guy that laugh like a hyena and is the only species of human that can eat with both hands. He likes licking man butt, but isn't gay. If anything he's bisexual, as long as he can bust a nut on somebody's knee cap, he is good. He is also known for stealing garbage of the ground.
Oh sheeit is that a crackhead?

Naw that's a Andrew, God makes only a few of those every decade. He's a rare species of nigger.
by Experienced Black Man May 31, 2017
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Andrew

An innocent child, one who is usually Asian. They tend to be timid and shy, but ferocious when unmasked. They always get 100% and brag uncontrollably about how stressed they are even though their average is a 103%. But, if the Andrew is white, black, hill billy or more, they are typically a fun guy who likes to party.
Andrew was called innocent since he has never got below a 102% on his japanese finals.

Andrew was the man of the party who would always love to turn the noise up.
by Btestwqrqwr May 30, 2019
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andrew

andrew is that guy in class that will make you laugh until you cry. he tries to impress everyone, and usually succeeds. he will always put a smile on your face with a joke, and even if its not that funny, you will still smile because of his charm. he underestimates himself. hes smart as hell and hes not afraid to tell his opinion, which are usually compliable. he always messes with his teachers, but they cant help but love him. he is very talented at music, and doesnt think his artistic ideas are good, when really they are amazing.

hes also that guy that you can talk to for hours and is great in bed. not to mention, he is so gorgeous. he is tan, with perfect brown hair and eyes you can get lost in forever. some may say hes an asshole. dont be fooled by his reputation, because all he wants to do is see your smile. hes also opened minded and he loves to joke with people, but when he really likes someone, he will be very cautious since he doesnt want them to think he is an ass. he is not an asshole, though. he can get secretly insecure of what others think but he is very good at hiding it. he can be the nicest guy you will ever meet.

if you suspect an andrew likes you, do not lose him. talk to him, because talking is his forte. he would never turn down a chat, especially if he likes you. if he thinks you dont have interest back, he might move on. or think he has, but he hasnt. cherish him, because he will always be there for you. whatever you do, dont lose him. hes perfection.
girl 1: That guy over there...who is he? he is sexy
girl 2: thats andrew...he is just so hot!
girl 2: hes so much more than that. he brightens my darkest days.
by swiggityswootycumin4dabooty March 21, 2015
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andrew

very very thicc
wow look at that andrew he is thiccer then kim kardashian
by lol idk what to put here February 26, 2019
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Andrewing

The act of lounging casually. It kinda looks sexual
Becky: He was andrewing on the couch.
LaQueesha: It was so h-o-t
Becky: Help,
by queenbeyonce October 12, 2013
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