jew whore

A jew, figuratively, who is so cheap they would sell their body for money.

Smedi: Daniels can you spot me some money for the movie? Pimp, I'll do anything you want.
Daniels: Man get your jew whore ass outta here

by The Real DblocK November 15, 2006

Tactical Jew

A very sneaky, cheeky, tactical person. This person knows everyone's secrets, and is seen almost everywhere.

Tyler: Dude, is that Austin?
Gabe: Wasn't he just at the grocery store?
Tyler: Yeah, how'd he get there so fast?!
Gabe: What a tactical Jew!

by TacticalJewHunter October 1, 2010

Mega Jew

A title given to someone who exemplifies the epitomy of almost all typical jewish behavior.

John forgot to pick me up from the air port, thus proving his mega jewness to me.

by Lesbianidas August 6, 2008

Jew Hogging

The act of aggressively stealing property or anything of value from a friend, family, or random person.

Man, stop Jew hogging all the fun.

by Cakner December 5, 2009

Jew Breakfast

When you go into a hotel and pretend that your a guest in order to gain entry to the free continent breakfast, usually stretching as you walk by the front desk indicating that you possibly just woke up.

Lets stop at that Holiday Inn and have ourselves a Jew Breakfast I hear the continental breakfast is awesome but you have to look like you just got up.

by Juls309 March 18, 2015

jew reservoir

A jew infested neighbourhood.

I'm not moving to that neighbourhood as it is a jew reservoir.

by AnonDoxy February 5, 2019

Jew-stincts

The natural instinct of finding lower prices on products that every Jewish person is born with

"Hey Andy did you see Matt got that ipod touch off ebay for a hundred bucks less?"

"How the fuck did he do that?"

"He used his jew-stincts to find a lower price. What a fucking jew huh?"

by VOLTRON89 March 14, 2009