Doking eggs

(Doh-king)A doking egg is an egg cooked over easy or sunny side up perfect for dunking your chosen side ( bacon, toast, penis, etc.) Into the yoke. Tip: add ketchup to stretch the doking capacity.

I asked the waitress for doking eggs and she had no clue what I was talking about.

by Eagle-eye89 November 22, 2017

egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.

The man who was jailed after killing chickens by having sex with them claims he is an egg scrambler.

by daveobot October 22, 2020

Malak the egg

Malak is a bad bitch who is intelligent, a girl boss, funny and emo queen but she’s also a big giant goofy ahh egg

Malak the egg is the emo queen girl boss

by Imaprettysimp May 10, 2022

Chocolate egg

Chocolate egg is a sexual reference that can be used across genders and sexual orientation. Male on Male: eating ass and then sucking on his balls. Female to Female: Using a love egg and it comes out with poo. Drag Queen: Tucked it so hard it slipped into the butt (hence the chocolate). Male to female: Fucking her so hard in the pussy, pulling out and her ass is so wide a nut slips in.

I was eating his ass so hard that when I came up after blowing him, I shrieked at the chocolate egg I left him.

by DirtyDog12091 April 28, 2017

Egg Donor

Another name for a deadbeat mother or someone you don't want to acknowledge as a mother.

"My egg donor called me this week and i let it go to voicemail" "My egg donor left me at 18 months" "Gotta love having a distant egg donor" "I hate my egg donor"

by CoffeeNOrder66 September 19, 2023

Inverted Egg

An Asian who acts white, hence being yellow on the outside and yellow on the inside.

David Chen is such a inverted egg. He act's like a stereotypical white boy, and has the mentality off one too. He's nothing like an asian!

by WitWhatSahSah July 22, 2017

egg cement

It is sometimes suggested that egg cement is a typo of "excrement". This definition however has been rejected by many peers. Egg cement is egg cement.

egg cement

by Egg Cement March 18, 2018