Used His Resources Wisely 

Cheated

Guy 1: How did Jon score so high on that math test? I know he didn’t study.
Guy 2: He “used his resources wisely.” He sat next to Kyle.

Used His Resources Wisely by AnonymousAligator June 11, 2022

O.W.L older wiser lesbian 

A lesbian, usually over 30, that is often sort after for advice on lifestyle, relationships, home improvement and fixing Subaru’s

Jess spoke to an O.W.L older wiser lesbian

as her Subaru needed an oil change

O.W.L older wiser lesbian by ..Jess.. July 7, 2024

None The Wiser

The close relative of Nostradamus The Wise, only Wiser.

Fabled to have been his cousin (or even Solomon The Wise’s cousin), None The Wiser was of far superior intellect above and beyond that of his peers. (Some say he predicted the Big Bang before it ever happened)

Sally: “So you’ve met Nostradamus The Wise?”
Bob: “Of course! Who hasn’t?”
Sally: “Alright, but have you met his cousin, None The Wiser?”

None The Wiser by Hot-Cross Pun March 16, 2026