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Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.
*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*
by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024
mugGet the Pick up the fucking phone now!mug.

up the fuck shut

by goddamnmotherfuckingbitch December 9, 2020
mugGet the up the fuck shutmug.

shut the up fuck

a meme that originated from discord a few months ago, it consists of a camera rotating around a car as a sort of flex, usually the car is a sedan, or an SUV, although many gifs have other cars and even cars in video games. The meme includes a caption that bluntly states "Shut the fuck up", but in a misspelled manner.
p1 · hey guys have you heard of the new genshin impact character
p2 · shut the up fuck nobody cares

the gif below is what p1 should be doing, because nobody gives a shit about genshin anymore
by balls man 1564 October 17, 2021
mugGet the shut the up fuckmug.

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