up my own ass 

Robert

Robert who passes GCSE'S but can't get it right in real life.

up my own ass is something Robert would say, and that's gay

up my own ass by sirbennito July 23, 2021

shit up my dog's ass 

An expletive of Canadian origin, specifically southern Ontario. Can be used as an expression of surprise or disbelief.

Whilst playing hockey and/or curling: "Shit up my dog's ass, it's cold!" Alternately, Pierre: "Can you believe the Canadian Olympic hockey team is seeded lower than those lousy commie Ruskies?" Piet: "Shit up my dog's ass!"

shit up my dog's ass by shittinginwindsor March 14, 2008

Shut up you're in my ass (stom ta pe ata batahat shli, from hebrew)

Used as an enhanced silence request.
You're in my ass or 'ata batahat shli' is used to emphasize
that you are not interested in what the other guy has to say.

someone:Hey i don't like what the fuck is going on here
you: Shut up you're in my ass (stom ta pe ata batahat shli, from hebrew)

Shut up you're in my ass (stom ta pe ata batahat shli, from hebrew) by walla1989 September 22, 2005

do you want my foot up your ass 

when someone is acting or being stupid and you get mad this is what comes out of your mouth

why are you being an idiot, do you want my foot up your ass

do you want my foot up your ass by sclairel January 22, 2018

My foot up yo ass 

Meaning "Kick your ass"

Unless you want my foot up yo ass, get to steppin'.

My foot up yo ass by Thaddian May 26, 2015

I’m going to put my foot up your ass! 

This is what your golf buddy at the golf course tells Karens that don’t know how to mind their Business.

Hey Paw Patrol, I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

I’m going to put my foot up your ass! by anonymous August 17, 2025

Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass

Thier are manny examples of this however.

1. Im going to shove my Hand so far up your ass your going to be shitting out Nails for three weeks.

2.Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass your going to be shitting out leather for 2 months.

In other words a strong action can be used as joke but can be litteral. This allso has very strong effects on people.

Little Noob: Hey how do you move.
Lvl 56: Go away.
Little noob: Please please please PLZ PLZ PLZ Pweese i need you to tell me help plz plz plz plz......
Lvl 56 stfu spamer.
Little noob:jegnergnuergyfguofndf,gbmrotjgierhgreg!!!!!
Lvl 56: If you do not shut up im going to shove my foot so far up your ass your going to be shitting out Leather for 3 weeks.
Little noob: :(

As seen above.

noob,spam,ass,shove,foot,leather, Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass

Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass by Toxic Influence May 13, 2010