Spiff

Something you drop off in the toilet.

A: Dude, wanna go out and bang some chicks?
B: Sorry, I've had a bad stomach lately.. oh damnit, gotta go drop a spiff.

by marichuu June 24, 2007

Spiff

A total idiot. sombody who has wound you up, for doing nothing but being stupid.

I just got off the phone with a total spiff!

by shoomust February 10, 2009

spiff

someone who is just dogshit at everything, is a negative player and just a L vibe.

get the fucking spiff out, just ban this spiff.

by January 03, 2025

Spiff

Destroy

Opps think so I spiff it

by F8._act1ve April 17, 2019

Spiff

Another word for semen; spunk

Some anonymous person left their disgusting spiff discharge on the keyboard.

by pooooooooopybuttlemonke December 08, 2021

Spiff Wicked

Someone that is beautifull, and very groovy. She is the envy of all those that gaze apon her.

You are so Spiff Wicked, you have enough Spiff Wicked to go around...im so jealous.

by Goats n Skipping ropes February 20, 2008

Under spiff

When a guy has a mustache and he blows on a woman's bush.

I gave this chick a under spiff

by Pinkie Fett June 05, 2015