Slap Heed

A Geordie term for a bald man with a shiny head.

Shane had a massive Slap Heed!

by Drillbit69 March 23, 2023

turf heed

Someone who is an idiot, prefferably with ginger hair, but can refer to all.

" haha look at that turf heed! "

by Bmxer_kid666 April 29, 2006

neep heed

Turnip head. (Scot. insult). Stupid.

Forty-five will go down in history as top-ranked neep heed.

by Nitramcod October 25, 2020

Heed

A jamacian word for calling someone stupid

Teacher: what’s 1+1?
Student: 20
Jamacian student: this man is a heed

by Love_TDOT August 5, 2019

Midnight Heed

Australian Labor or Cross-bench politician who likes to hang out at a seedy motel and ply their craft at Midnight to journalists for a mention of their name on their blog or newspaper column.

"He, like the girls, seems to be reading this blog and paying midnight heed."

by Australian Liberal Party December 5, 2012

Heed

Definition of Heed - heed is a creature (a bald haired male) Which scientists inject potato DNA in a male to make them bald. Rich with Vitamin H.

you have a solid heed! Creepy beautiful potato child

by Solid Heed March 29, 2021