Bouquet of roses

A sly way of talking about price when negotiating for some paid sex.

I'd love to get with you, but you'll have to bring me a bouquet of roses.
Hmmm.....How many roses?

If you want anything more than a handjob, at least 100 of them

by Curious Dad August 6, 2022

bouquet of woopsiedasies

when you make a lot of mistakes in a sentence

person 1: Today I picked a whole bouquet of woopsiedasies.

by teesahan May 24, 2023

Mohammad bouquet

A group of still-growing flowers dat you go and stand/sit next to, rather than picking them to take wif you --- i.e., da flowers wouldn't come to you, and so you went to them.

My main squeeze and I both feel dat it is selfish to break off flowers from their plant just so dat they can be used for temporary adornment --- similar to da philosophy dat animals should be da only ones to wear fur --- and so we always partake of Mohammad bouquets instead of having any cut-flower arrangements in our presence.

by QuacksO June 6, 2023

The Bouquet

Noun
A sexual situation involving multiple forms of penetration occurring simultaneously in the same place. Often referred to jokingly as “daisy chain’s unhinged cousin."

“They started with a daisy chain and somehow ended up with The Bouquet.”

by TurtleWrastler December 29, 2025