A middle school with alot of lil hoes who arent virgins at the age of 10 . They all pretty but they all hoes that will cheat on you.
Guy: aye wussup baby girl , what school do you go to ?
Girl: alamo jr high
Guy2: ahh... nahh bro she go to alamo
Guy : ight bye , all the hoes go to alamo
Girl: alamo jr high
Guy2: ahh... nahh bro she go to alamo
Guy : ight bye , all the hoes go to alamo
by Hugesholngdong April 23, 2017
Get the alamo jr highmug. Los Alamos Police Department (LAPD) is a department consisting of a variety of ape like mammals. These creatures are generally known for their low intelligence, small stature, arrogant personalities, and an uncanny sense of smell for underage trouble such as toilet papering houses. The LAPD carry the authority to arrest individuals for a variety of crimes such as J walking, laughing, sneezing, stetching, playing tennis, and reading. Studies have shown that the psychology of these individuals relates to that of a booger eating adolescent that was picked on throughout highschool and seeks revenge as an adult. Although the majority of the time, these individuals continue to get picked on as adults, the LAPD have found means to carry weapons to make up for the typical tiny weiners found on these animals. While not at work, these creatures can typically be found on their back with their legs over their head attempting to suck on their own weiners. See also short man's syndrome, sissy, dooshbag, vagina man and duck butter
Example 1: "I just saw a lizard eat an ant. We should probably call the Los Alamos Police Department!"
Example 2: "My girlfriend says my penis is too big; however, she used to date a guy from Los Alamos Police Department, so it's really not a big compliment."
Example 3: "You should graduate highschool or else you will end up at Los Alamos Police Department."
Example 4: "If you guys call me a girl 14 or 15 more times, I will join Los Alamos Police Department."
Example 5: "I wish I could read. Now I have to join Los Alamos Police Department."
Example 6: "Oh no, here comes the Los Alamos Police Department, pull a vagina man so they are not intimidated."
Example 2: "My girlfriend says my penis is too big; however, she used to date a guy from Los Alamos Police Department, so it's really not a big compliment."
Example 3: "You should graduate highschool or else you will end up at Los Alamos Police Department."
Example 4: "If you guys call me a girl 14 or 15 more times, I will join Los Alamos Police Department."
Example 5: "I wish I could read. Now I have to join Los Alamos Police Department."
Example 6: "Oh no, here comes the Los Alamos Police Department, pull a vagina man so they are not intimidated."
by Lost Almost August 16, 2010
Get the Los Alamos Police Departmentmug. When someone fucks in the bathroom at Alamo Cafe, a restaurant chain in San Antonio, Texas, they become members of the Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club.
“Wow, looks like Esteban and Morgana had a good time in the bathroom. I bet they joined the Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club”.
by RealDefinitionsForRealPeople February 6, 2021
Get the Alamo Cafe Tortilla Clubmug. Crooked cops who are hell bent on the destruction and/or obedience of the local youth. If ever in trouble with merciless villains, your best bet is to run. They are nothing but resentful, bloodthirsty, whale-like, cigarette smokers. They think they are hot fucking snot and have nothing better to do but bust parties and act like cocky condescending bastards to everyone else. Fuck the LAPD!
by Crime Dawg March 30, 2009
Get the los alamos police departmentmug. by Anarchy moment November 8, 2023
Get the Los alamos middle schoolmug. The "Oklahoma Alamo" is a sexual term referring to two people, fucking raw in the backseat of an extended cab truck, adjacent to a cornfield, getting caught by the owner of the land they're on, and being shot with a rifle.
It is important to know the act doesn't technically qualify if done in any other vehicle subtype (sedan, SUV, et cetera,) or if done adjacent to any other type of field, like wheat, for example.
The rifle can be substituted for a shotgun in a pinch, however, as that would not affect the general principle of the thing.
It is important to know the act doesn't technically qualify if done in any other vehicle subtype (sedan, SUV, et cetera,) or if done adjacent to any other type of field, like wheat, for example.
The rifle can be substituted for a shotgun in a pinch, however, as that would not affect the general principle of the thing.
Betty and Randy went down to Jerry's field for a good time and ended up catching The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo. May their souls rest easy in Heaven. I hope Randy at least got his rocks off before he met Jesus.
by Daryl Johntson February 11, 2021
Get the The Ol' Oklahoma Alamomug. When a male equipped with the correct war arsenal penitrates all 3 holes of his partner within 3 minutes causing her to squirt a blast of period blood and cum that forms into a cannonball and lands on the portapody floor that the act originated in.
by Thank M3 Later February 18, 2025
Get the R3d Alamo CannonBallmug.