Rocky Road Head

It is when you are driving on a bumpy road while a girl with braces gives you a blowjob from the back seat and when you hit a big bump the braces tear your foreskin.

Guy 1: “my dick really hurts man.”
Guy 2: “I didn’t need to know that dude.”
Guy 1: “yeah I was getting some rocky road head.”
Guy 2: “eww, shut the fuck up I don’t want to hear this!”

by HelplessButter October 29, 2019

Rocky Road

Someone who is sexually explorative and adventurous, likes to engage in new experiences, likes it rough, choked, bdsm, anal, toys, all the things. Just like the ice cream, it's not boring or plain in anyway.

I just hooked up with this dude, and he's far from vanilla. He's a rocky road mf.

by J Bird October 31, 2021

Rocky Road Hard

Ejaculating a kidney stone into 1 or more of a women's orifices.

Gale choked from the stone caught on her tonsils from the rocky road hard incident.

by Skullylove March 21, 2023

Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin

Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin - when a male is receiving a blumpkin and his fecal matter is a mixture of diarrhea and chunks

“Did you hear that Heather gave Scott a Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin? She said his shit was half liquid and half solid”

by Milf Destroyer 420 August 5, 2024

Rocky Road

When you’re female, stressing BORN FEMALE partner is on her monthly cycle and you partake in SOLELY consuming her anal cavity whence forth she is menstruating. The pad or tampon should remain in place while consumption is being undertaken.

My girlfriend of 3 weeks wanted me to perform a rocky road on her, but she refused to keep her tampon in.

by RicKajha December 31, 2025

Rocky Road

When you’re female, stressing BORN FEMALE partner is on her monthly cycle and you partake in SOLELY consuming her anal cavity whence forth she is menstruating. The pad or tampon should remain in place while consumption is being undertaken.

My girlfriend of 3 weeks wanted me to perform a rocky road on her, but she refused to keep her tampon in.

by RicKajha December 31, 2025

Rocky Road

Earth shattering, Rough Anal sex. Usually between a gay couple

Blake: Man, I could go for some rocky road right now
Brogan: Yeah, you dirty slut?

by RockyRoad22 May 1, 2024