backwood probe

When you are deep in the woods and something slips into your butt

John: ow what was that?
Jim: don't worry that was just my backwood probe

by johnnyappleseedtupac May 1, 2016

Backwoods Mafia

noun: An Alabama Incest Cult

Please bring your brothers to meet other brothers at our weekly Backwoods Mafia meeting. We's family.

by William Wordsmyth April 13, 2022

backwoods gangsta

BWG, Back woods gangsta, It's a person that hunts, fishes, loves drinking beer. It's people that love doing anything outdoors and out of the big city's.

He's a backwoods gangsta! Were all backwoods gangstas! That's something a backwoods gangsta would do.

by Tank in Greenwood February 3, 2010

Backwood yahoo

A little bitch that has sharpie eyebrows.

Look at the backwood yahoo drawing her eyebrows on.

by Sparklebitch13 January 2, 2017

backwood whore

Term for a person who is a sneaky whor

“Rebecca came into my house last night and fucked my husband just like a backwood whore!”

by YourMomFaveHoe December 30, 2023

tuned backwood

backwood filled with za

is he smoking tuned backwood?
yessir

by 172nervo February 19, 2023

Backwoods Brat

A beautiful woman who can roll THEE most PERFECT Backwoods you’ve seen in your entire life.

“Did you see the blunt Paige rolled? Shes a total Backwoods Brat”

by St0n3rb@be420 October 16, 2020