Chaos Storage

Chaos Storage is a form of filing system that although it won't always give you what you were looking for, you will find something that is as useful or is more interesting.
Essentially to the untrained eye a room used for Chaos Storage is a massive disorganised mess with piles of junk everywhere.
Commonly found in the rooms of teenagers, students and the houses single males Chaos Storage can quickly spread to takeover all surfaces to become part of the filing system.
Chaos Storage is the only way to kill a neat freak
"Where did I put that spanner (in my chaos storage room)? Aha! a pipe wrench, that will do..."

"Where did I put that pipe wrench (in my chaos storage room)? Aha! Playboy March 2007... Sod it, I'll just have a quick read of the articles"
by Unsub2008 February 13, 2010
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Urban Self Storage

Storage that is tailored to the needs of people and businesses who live in an urban environment, like London.
Who dem new guys f*ckin sh*t up in storage? Oh that's HOLD, the new urban self storage people
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Hoe in storage

A girl that is is being slightly played or used as a hoe of a guy that already has a girlfriend: talked to as a friend but really a side chick
Isa is a hoe in storage but doesn’t even realize it Jon has a girlfriend already
by thathoe420 December 09, 2019
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Geothermal storage system

An example of an e-commerce website building platform.

It helps to create a larger flow of net profit and reduce cash outflows by informing user what is best to purchase or invest more into. Helps break down profit margins and increase productivity.
Man: “If you want to grow and expand your business, you gotta use a geothermal storage system! My business grew in only a matter of weeks!”

Man 2: “No way bro, I gotta get this downloaded now!”
by girlyteengirluwu October 01, 2023
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Digital Storage

The digital system used for storage for digitized assets is digital storage.
storage for digitized assets is digital storage.
by s j tubrazy April 13, 2013
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documents storage officer

A made up job to offer to people on benefits, needs no qualifications. The person who is offered this job is obviously very dumb, and obviously all they can do is admin work
Jon: that dumbass mike got the job as documents storage officer

Felicity: yeah i heard my 3 year old went for it but apparently had too much experience
by charleyfarley August 24, 2010
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storage shafter

a man who shoves random stuff in his penis hole
man 1: yo person is a storage shafter, he put 2 oreos in there
man 2: do you think he could fit 3
man 1: maybe
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