storage-wars

a) a meaningless verbal conflict between two individuals over a locker/storage space belonging to neither of them.

b) when you are dumped out and you are in a race to find a cheap self storage facility for your belongings

c) (parodying a reality TV show of the same name): a verbally aggressive auction bid for the contents of a storage locker belonging to a person who can longer rent the locker.

If you are in a storage-wars definition a) you are doing something stupid; first figure out who the storage space belongs to. if definition b) applies to you, what is to Louis XIV if you are dumped out; finding storage a storage space for your belongings is now your problem.

by Sexydimma December 9, 2014

coming out of the storage room

When you come out of the storage room, you come out to 10 people at once (a.k.a super coming out)

I think it's time, I'm coming out of the storage room.

by Jen Erso November 29, 2016

coming out of the storage room

When you come out of the storage room, you come out to 10 people at once (a.k.a super coming out)

I think it's time, I'm coming out of the storage room

by Jen Erso November 29, 2016

storage cookie

The cookie that Stephen stores in the upper part of his mouth while he is performing a magic trick that involves drinking milk

Stupid Stephen, I saw your storage cookie. You suck at magic.

by Dane Smokes Weed XD July 16, 2018

Hoe in storage

A girl that is is being slightly played or used as a hoe of a guy that already has a girlfriend: talked to as a friend but really a side chick

Isa is a hoe in storage but doesn’t even realize it Jon has a girlfriend already

by thathoe420 December 9, 2019

Dead Nigger Storage

A place where you store deceased African-Americans, coined by Quentin Tarantino in his 1994 movie Pulp Fiction. Jimmie's house is not one in any situation.

Daniel: Shit man, Bobby's dead, and he's black, where do we place him?
Alex: Why don't we try the Dead Nigger Storage, they always put them there.

by Simooligan January 29, 2024

corps storage cunt slam

When you're in high school, dating the head of inventory for JROTC and get absolutely railed in the supply closet on top of the uniforms for the entire school.

Jesus Christ, check getting the corps storage cunt slam off my bucket list

by RodJammerMS February 5, 2024