Garrett: Alex do you think I’m going to graduate?
Alex: what?
Garrett: Do you think I’m going to graduate?
Alex: graduate high school?
Garrett: yes. I got held back in 2nd grade.
Alex: why?
Garrett: um I don’t know, but that’s why I had to take English twice. And that’s why I’m so eloquently spoken
Alex: what?
Garrett: Do you think I’m going to graduate?
Alex: graduate high school?
Garrett: yes. I got held back in 2nd grade.
Alex: why?
Garrett: um I don’t know, but that’s why I had to take English twice. And that’s why I’m so eloquently spoken
by bella.dicap March 30, 2019
Get the Eloquently spoken mug.1) Who you end up speaking to when you call your brother and he won’t come to the phone.
2) What picks up the phone before the answering machine can get to it.
2) What picks up the phone before the answering machine can get to it.
Your call has been intercepted by the spokescunt. Everyone is home, but nobody with any balls is here to answer your call. You can’t have the money because I am busy spending it. I know what’s best. If you have additional money for me to spend, please press one and the spokescunt will spend your money in the order in which it was received. Thank you for calling. Goodbye.
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1. A person who is engaged in an impossible and pointless task they know is impossible and pointless, yet they continue trying in spite of the hopeless futility. Not limited to speaking as the representative of another or others.
2. A trumpian task, often contradicted in part or in whole by a trumpian slip.
1. A person who is engaged in an impossible and pointless task they know is impossible and pointless, yet they continue trying in spite of the hopeless futility. Not limited to speaking as the representative of another or others.
2. A trumpian task, often contradicted in part or in whole by a trumpian slip.
As the unstoppable asteroid hurtled through space, fixated on it's terrestrial final destination, many trump spokespersons scurried about building mud and straw fall-out shelters in attempt to survive the impact.
by CrewmanNumber06 May 18, 2017
Get the trump spokesperson mug.Any voiceover person on television who pitches lawyer ads with big legal words promising "large cash awards" for your pain, even though they really don't know what the law is nor do they care what happens to you.
I am a non attorney spokesperson. *akward pause*
"Have you been hurt by the following drug or just being plain stupid? Then call 1-888-SCRW-THM. You made entitled to a large cash award."
"Have you been hurt by the following drug or just being plain stupid? Then call 1-888-SCRW-THM. You made entitled to a large cash award."
by Warlord Xenu February 26, 2010
Get the Non Attorney Spokesperson mug.White young male high school age from a 100% white community, acting "ghetto". Driving 87' Chevy Beretta with one hubcap and windows down. Blasting Jay-Z etc.
by PiwoWarka April 27, 2009
Get the Spokane Gangster mug.A cool ass dude, who is actually quite hot!
He has lots of male and female friends, he is always out and about, a general geezer!
A very likable guy, someone you wanna hang around with.
A mate for life.
He has lots of male and female friends, he is always out and about, a general geezer!
A very likable guy, someone you wanna hang around with.
A mate for life.
by whosdatovader February 6, 2010
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