smartard

someone who is a smart retard. this can be used between friends and family and a way to explain you failing at life in general.

“hey ioan. how is maths going?” “not good i’m a bit of a smartard” “oh okay”

by boybandsaretheshit November 10, 2019

snifftard

snifftard is mainly defined as an individual most likely at one point in life, either sniffed glue growing up, or the parents were both actually sniffing glue during conception.

It might just replace the phase “blonde moment” all together.

“leave it to friggen snifftard over here to land the plane on the wrong island”

“Hey snifftard quit messing around and help put the body in the trunk”

by Gracieloo Freebush October 8, 2020