Scranton Nachos

commonly consumed in desperation, only theoretically appetizing, and consisting of corn chips, whatever bagged shredded cheese is at your disposal (usually generic store-brand Mexican blend leftover from taco night), and microwaved on a paper plate; a.k.a. lower-middle-class nachos

A snack cannot get any better or any worse than Scranton Nachos.

by applejuicefarts April 24, 2017

Sarantidis

Sarantidis is a Greek surname, derived from the Greek word "Sarantis", which means "son of Sarantis". Sarantis, in turn, is derived from the Greek word "saranta", meaning forty. The name is believed to have originally been a nickname given to someone who was born or lived near a place where forty people lived or gathered. Over time, this name was passed down as a surname from father to son. It could be associated with a cheater or someone who stole someones heart. They probably are unlucky, greedy, and not the best at being a father or husband. Lena could do better...

How dare you Mr Sarantidis steal my wife from me? you mouse!

by chip bags ahoy May 3, 2023

scranton, pa

Scranton, Pa is a city in the shit hole know as NEPA. First off its pronounced with out the "t" sound, skran-n. Home to the most messed up people in the world. No seriously did anyone reading this hear about the lady that had like 30 bags of crack up her vag plus change. No one besides Joe Biden has ever made it out of this pothole infested city. Nicknamed the "Electric City" because Scranton was the first city, ever, to use Electric Cable Cars. The hit NBC show "The Office" is said to take place here. The University of Scranton located near downtown is a fucking joke. Only good thing about Scranton is La Festa Italiano and the Greek Orthodox Church by the library's authentic Greek Food Fest. That's the pothole infested fucked up city that is Scranton.

-Scranton is pronounced skran-n there is no "t" sound.

-Scranton, Pa is full of fucking potholes that someone should really get off their lazy ass and fix.

-GUY1: Hey want to watch the Office?
-GUY2: Doesn't that take place in Scranton?
-GUY1: Yes.

by rmtbm13 October 1, 2011

Scranton

is for hardcore people only, is somtimes to hardcore for ur face.
when u look at it u will think this place sucks alot. but then u notice how hardcore the people r in it, then u realize all there hardcoreness rubbed off onto the buildings and the streets, creating the suckyness.

pizza by pappas is there. what else can i say?

by Harry Kerns November 2, 2004

scrantastic

Word used to describe asshole drunks who are from the Scranton, Pennsylvania Area. Originally started in 2003.

"Dude where you from?"
I'm Scrantastic!
"Oh, Scranton sweet."

by skid November 21, 2004

scranton

Scranton was once a thriving city during the coal mine era. It was nicknamed "the Eletric City" because of its Elitric trolleys that ran through downtown.Although they haven't exsisted for 50+ years...We are still reffered to as the eletric city. The mall of steamtown sucks, its filled with little punks who think they are cool who can't go anywhere else on weekends. So they just reside to the steamtown mall. Its decently close to NYC and Philly, so we get all of their drug dealers since we are so conviniently located in between.There are about 3 clubs in scranton and about 50 resteraunts. Some people seem fascinated with the trains...(usually new yorkers). And scranton has become somewhat famous for trains at Steamtown.No one calls Subs, Subs instead call them Hoagies, and pizzas aren't reffered to as pie's. So there you go Scranton....

Chris : What chu' doing tonite??

George: I'm going to go drive around scranton hoping to find some Hoagies.

by jake_lag July 14, 2006

scranton party

A party that really wasn't anything special, and pretty much was awful, but people brag about how crazy it was.

Made popular by the show The Office

"There ain't no party like a scranton party, cause a scranton party don't stop"

"But that party sucked.."

by xfraggyyyy August 23, 2011