Serpent Piss

A blockage at the front section of the Uretha which causes the stream or urine to spray out as two hot streams, usually at reflective angles like the fork of a serpents tongue causing mayhem, mess and misery.

Sorry I took a while, had a serpent piss and had to clean up. Please, continue.

by AC44 March 2, 2021

serpent slayer

someone who sucks unholy amounts of dick

dude jessica is such a serpent slayer

by baconman12234 May 18, 2023

Colon Serpent

The act of anal sex by a rather large penis.

Shiley found Vannie's colon serpent to both feel good and hurt at the same time.

by Gusty_Aeroplane August 25, 2019

Serpents Tongue

When a man fucks a womens gauged tongue, busts a nut down her throat, and rips her tongue in two creating a serpent effect!

guess what peter?

What?

I gave my women the serpents tongue the other day and she almost killed me! But it was awesome!

Hell yeah, that's fuckin sweet.

by insideyamembrane January 1, 2012

Mucinex Serpent

You make your spouse OD on Mucinex and facefuck them in the nose. You then ejaculate in their nose, so a string of mucus flies out. You proceed to ejaculate in her nose, while going in deeper until they don't have a stuffy nose anymore.

I just gave my wife a Mucinex Serpent a year ago. She hasn't had a stuffy nose since

by IlDisTorTlI July 3, 2023

South Side Serpents

A biker gang in the South side of Riverdale and Archie comics

Betty: Did you here that Jug became a South Side Serpents?
Archie: Really?!?!?!?!

by Daddy 5.0 January 25, 2018

said the serpent to the snake

meaning hypocrite, simlar to the phase "pot calling the kettle black." origanates from otep's "sepsis"

Molly: you have way to much free time.
Rya: said the serpent to the snake.

by The only smart person in the world April 13, 2006