Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.
The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.
The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.
The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness strikes again!
by Benfea October 17, 2006
by Hi fag January 05, 2018
A sexy as cuck guy that has a big dick like I mean big, he is fucking hot at hell, don’t fuck with him he will fuk you up
by Hi fag January 05, 2018
the is a guy named gavin that has a small dick and will pull it out for girls that will laugh at him. Gavin will never have sex and a pussy when it comes to party.
by harry the baller September 12, 2016
Indisputably the best teacher ever.
by Pleb Pleb June 09, 2022
by benallirachelpreston October 26, 2011
When someone who is in charge, that has no business being so somehow manages to make everything more difficult and makes ignorant choices. Can also be defined as a hypocritical person and does nothing but complains and nitpicks. Another definition of Schultz is "shit"
"seems like your having a Schultz of a day"
by Gooch4914 August 20, 2021