Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness

Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.

The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.

The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.

Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness strikes again!

by Benfea October 16, 2006

gavin schultz

the is a guy named gavin that has a small dick and will pull it out for girls that will laugh at him. Gavin will never have sex and a pussy when it comes to party.

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by harry the baller September 12, 2016

Christin Schultz speed

When someone runs super fast

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by Sublime55 June 29, 2010

San Diego Schultze

Kissing someone while their shitting.

Synonym: San Diego thank you

Dude, Nick just gave James a San Diego Schultze and now he has ptsd while having a BM.

by KahnJeremy May 11, 2022

blaze schultz

person with worlds biggest dick

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by iorutipo5un0g February 9, 2018

Mrs Schultz

Indisputably the best teacher ever.

"Wow, Mrs Schultz is an amazing teacher."

by Pleb Pleb June 8, 2022

caleb schultz

A sexy as cuck guy that has a big dick like I mean big, he is fucking hot at hell, don’t fuck with him he will fuk you up

Hey man did you see Caleb Schultz beat the shit out of his meat

by Hi fag April 23, 2018