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Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness

Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.

The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.

The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
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Christin Schultz speed

When someone runs super fast
Wow that nigga almost reached christin schultz speed
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Mrs Schultz

Indisputably the best teacher ever.
"Wow, Mrs Schultz is an amazing teacher."
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blaze schultz

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Brooklyn Schultz

Lovable girl with a fat dump truck of an ass
Damnnn do you see that dump on that bitch over there ?

yeah bro shit should be illegal to drive man , that’s 100% brooklyn schultz
by BIG DICK BIT September 26, 2021
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caleb schultz

A sexy fucking hell of a guy, he has a big dick, don’t fuk with him he will fuk you up
Did you see Caleb Schultz today he is looking fucking good
by Hi fag April 23, 2018
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