Schmegma

Not smegma. Distinctly NOT the thick, white, cheesy substance that accumulates under the foreskin. Not smegma at all but rather schmegma.

Hey dude I've been thinking a lot about schmegma. Smegma? Like under your foreskin? No... schmegma.

by schmegma originator December 17, 2021

Schmegma

Smegma is the thick, white, cheesy substance that collects under the foreskin of the penis…
Aka Matthew Edwards gobbles on schmegma after rage quitting the chise.

Hey Matt, you have some schmegma on your lip dude

by Booboothatdude January 26, 2022

Schmegma

Taint mold; a build up of used up skin cells that collect the dirty sex smell and froth like yeast compared textured looking gunk ( most of the time containing flour particles from dough balls while making pizza for a living) that builds up in the depths of the groin in nymphos who don't have time to shower between sessions

Dude, this schmegma is starting to smell and get sticky under my balls

by StuckMojo113 June 12, 2021