Schmegma

The cheese located under the hood of a womans clitoris!
On the first lick a large hunk of schmegma stuck to the roof of my mouth!
by P8Riot4Evr June 19, 2015
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Schmegma

Not smegma. Distinctly NOT the thick, white, cheesy substance that accumulates under the foreskin. Not smegma at all but rather schmegma.
Hey dude I've been thinking a lot about schmegma. Smegma? Like under your foreskin? No... schmegma.
by schmegma originator December 17, 2021
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Schmegma

The smell of sweaty, dirty cocktail and balls.
Oh man, after working out and getting sweaty my schmegma is really bad. I need to shower immediately.
by Lounging Scientist June 27, 2015
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