poob

Nice, perfectly shaped, round ass, as in "Pant-boobs"

Damn, look at the poobs on her!

by Bad Boy June 11, 2006

Poob

having no reproductive organs whatsoever.

Person #1: "Dude! He didn't have a penis, so I thought, where is the vagina?!"

Person #2: "What a Poob!!!!!"

by Hannah Christine Black August 21, 2008

Poob

A poob is when someone is taking a dump and that person's pubes get attached to the feces. It'll then feel as if someone gave you a Brazilian waxing onto your anus. Achieving a poob would usually be done by fishing your poop out of the toilet and then shaving your pubic hair and sticking them onto your feces (People are highly recommended to wear gloves as well as to fish their poop into a plastic bag. This is to avoid diseases caused by fecal matter). Once this is done, the person will then take a picture of this and post it on their social media account.

You: Hey, what's up with the gloves and the hair trimmer?
Friend: Oh nothing, just trying to make a poob.
You: What the fuck is a poob?
Friend: Look on my twitter account and then you'll see.

by anonymous 423 May 26, 2018

poob

It is a poop with a bunch of pubes in it and or on it.
This came from a Vanoss Gaming video on YouTube.

is that a poob in the toilet Charles.

by AnonymouseDemon555 May 29, 2018

poob

the definition of poob is a complement.

you poob

by emoest of rthe rATSFREHRYKJMKF November 21, 2018

Poob

When you have to poop but only water comes out. Brown, stinky water.

Dude! After I had Taco Bell yesterday, I poobed for like an hour!

by buffaloneyy September 29, 2019

Poob

1. A lactating poop
2. Can mean/do anything

1. This poob can’t be limited by the laws of space time.

2. POOB POOB POOB POOB POOB POOB POOB POOB POOB.

by Ethanpoop October 19, 2019