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Playground banter

I wasn’t abusing you, I was just flirting. It’s called playground banter.

Your fit.
by Playground banter March 2, 2020
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Playground Prowler

by Captain stabbin August 27, 2022
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playground kid

This kid is the one who loiters around the playground alone and talks to anyone who comes by. Typically, their hair is unkempt, their clothes are dirty and there is never a parent around.
Ugh. Didn't feel like talking but this playground kid followed me around the park as if I was his new best friend.
by afillo July 18, 2009
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Playground's Closed

When the old ladys' knocked up and you aint getting any tail
my wife is pregnant but i want some pussy, i guess the playground's closed.
by urquie8910 January 24, 2011
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Playground Posse

A gang of 3 kids (sometimes up to 10), who wander around Smithton and Sedalia Missouri. They can usually be found in Wal-Mart, parks, playgrounds (picking on children, hence the name Playground Posse), or each others houses doing stupid, funny, crazy, insane things. They all have their own look and each are unique in their own way. The Playground Posse were formed on October 31st 2006 after their leader Peter "PK" Cooper stripped his clothes off and danced around in the hall at his locker, he was hailed as a "hero" and "revolutionary" upon his return to school and to the Playground Posse. The Playground Posse is still going strong to this day. Although they have matured very much they still do many funny things and make hot chicks giggle their pants off.

The Playground Posse is made of:
Peter "PK" Cooper
Caleb "The Jackhammer"
Dakota "The Afro Ninja"

The Playground Posse are also capable of cutting your head off with an axe while riding a dirt bike, four wheeler, or three wheeler at a high speed while wearing a speedo.
The Playground Posse will pwn all your asses into the next decade with their unbeatable style of awesomeness if you cross their path.

Don't fuck with the Playground Posse, unless your a hot chick then they'll face fuck you and cum in your throat and then ass rape you until you pass out.
guy 1: The Playground Posse is coming down the street.

guy 2: Oh shit, run for it man.

guy 1 gets decapitated by the Playground Posse who are riding badass dirt bikes and four wheelers.

Guy 2 who gets hit right in the dick by an axe and dies from the pain of being a dickless freak.

Playground Posse in unison, "bitches got pwnd!"
by PCD1444 December 15, 2008
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playground buff

a girl, who gives at least two back to back blow jobs in an outdoor setting; usually you don't want to be the second guy
That playground buff must have her own strand of genital worts
by bus 42 August 27, 2009
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Playground Hustle

Playground Hustle is sex involving anymore than three people and up to 7 people total. It is most commonly used as code word when speaking around parents, teachers, or other adults.
Oh man i walked in on my roommate having sex, so we decided to make it into a playground hustle
by Captain Featherwick January 11, 2010
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