fuck piglet

A fuck piglet is a female version of a fuck pig, and one who especially concentrates her efforts on lairy fourth team footballers.

e.g. Paul: "God, look at Lauren grinding on that small asian guy"

Sean: "Yeah i know, that bitch is such a fuck piglet!"

by seanfaz May 25, 2009

slam piglet

basic skank or slut. any girl at a bar or club that only wants to have sex or a one night stand. very popular at college bars

yo lets go to the buddah and see what type of slam piglets they have up there

by brent deerwester August 20, 2010

patting the piglet

Masturbating. The female version of the phrase "belting the hog," since a woman's clitoris is pink like a piglet and less aggression is implied in the cute alliterative phrase.

I sometimes rag on my boyfriend for how much he belts the hog, but I'd sure be embarrassed if he knew how much of my week I spend patting the piglet.

by Juniper Kollwitz April 15, 2009

sperm piglet

When a young sucker sucks off a suckee with a view to ingesting sperm.

Come here my little sperm piglet and I'll come too.

by BigBib May 12, 2013

Smuggling Piglets

Girl with large breasts popping out of her shirt, shirt usually being tight.

She must be smuggling piglets!

by Otto Von Coop December 12, 2012

Milkstud Piglet

(noun) It’s a roller derby persona with conflicting styles, often comes up with good ideas but they are mostly likely to get you locked up or in some sort of trouble that you never saw coming, positive, funny, cute, but has been compared to the devil on more than one occasion.

Milkstud Piglets have bad ideas.

How many colors does that piglet have on? Its making my eyes bleed?!?!

by gonnagetu1 February 3, 2010

Dirty Piglet

After anal sex and cumming in someones ass you quickly stick your nose into their asshole and blow air into it until they fart out cum.

You better be giving me a dirty piglet after this Alaskan Pipeline.

My boyfriends big nose is wonderful for giving me Dirty Piglets.

by Kevin Baconstrips February 24, 2009