National throw short people day

On October 21, you can anybody under 5’4” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day, even people named Jace.

Hey, have you heard that today is National throw short people day? I can't wait to yeet some dwarfs!

by IRFNBR October 21, 2021

national kick tall people day

on november 23rd, you're allowed to kick anyone taller than 5'4 with no consequences.

person1: "hey, it's november 23rd <3"
person2: "okay, and?"
person1: "national kick tall people day"
person2: *runs*

by petalstarlight October 21, 2020

National Throw Short People Day

On October 21, you can, without permission throw anyone who is 5’ 5” or shorter with no repercussions.

“What day is it?”
“National Throw Short People Day”
“AHH”

by RoseThrower63 June 19, 2022

National throw short people day

Just throw someone under 5,5

Hey
Yo
*throws*
WHY'D YOU SO THAT

it's national throw short people day

by Jacob coldrick Black October 9, 2020

National throw tall people day

October 22, you can throw anyone over 5’10” with no permission needed

Guy: hey you know what today is?
Girl: why day is it?
Guy: it’s national throw tall people day...
Girl: please don’t

by Iamutterlyalone October 21, 2020

Ask People Out Prank Day

On the 11th of December its National Ask People Out Prank Day. Every boy has to ask out people on this prank day and see the response you get :D

I will ask out this girl in my class today because its ask people out prank day

by Jonathon Jim December 3, 2020

National Bully Short People Day

On November 3rd, the day after National Bully Tall People Day, the Tall People are allowed to get revenge. Tall people can bully any of their friends that are shorter than them, with no repercussions, but only on November 3rd.

Jacob bullied me yesterday, now it’s my turn to bully him since it’s National Bully Short People Day!

by BigDongDaddy November 2, 2020