Pasty-wank

When one lightly heats up a pasty and proceeds to place his gentails inside, asserting his dominace over the pastry item for pleasure.

I walked into the kitchen the other day and caught Charlie Sheen having a pasty-wank!

by Vernonthecomplicated October 30, 2017

gas-pasty

A particularly noxious fart - 'a meal in itself', named from the Cornish (UK) meaty delicacy.

Someone's dropped a gas-pasty in here

by Nat Reely March 5, 2011

The Pasty Uncle

When you're giving it to her from behind, pull out suddenly and drop kick her so hard your feet get lodged into her vagina.

Usually happens during a hate fuck.

Emily: DUDE YOU GAVE YOUR EX THE PASTY UNCLE?!

Zach: SHIT YEAH I DID. SHE'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!

Emily: OH GOD SO MUCH HURT

by Trixster G. Rex June 8, 2011

Dirty Pasty

Using a gently warmed Gregg's Steak Bake as an ersatz fleshlight

I ordered two steak bakes from Gregg's; one for eating, and one for a dirty pasty.

by Yekki's mum November 16, 2020

pasty smasher

Pasty smasher is a term used to otherwise describe a penis. Pasty being the womans vagina.

Im gonna whack my pasty smasher out and stick it right up her cunt

by olar October 22, 2013

dishing out pasty

when somone is flirting with another person.

"mike is flirting with that girl" said nick, "oi mikey, stop dishing out pasty" nick shouts. mike replies, "what ever mate"

by goodall-RUU April 17, 2008

pasty

Possibly the best gastonomic treat ever ! As everyone west of the Tamar knows the proper pasty is found in one place only - the lost Celtic country of the Kernow Republic. Never called the "Cornish pasty" in Cornwall - just plain pasty or tatty oggie will surfice. Secret ingredients can be disclosed as chuck steak or skirting, diced tatties, turnip, onion, salt and pepper and sometimes parsley all enclosed in a special formula pastry wrap. The Kernowyon diaspora keep this traditon going around the world especially in America, South Australia, South Africa and Mexico.

Wos'on with they cheap imitations from 'cross the border - let's 'av a proper 'ansome celtic pasty and a dish of tay dreckly !

by Huwall July 10, 2008