Cam is the sweetest guy ever he’s a hottie and fucks for hours on end once this bitch came up to me and said that cam work break my heart but she lied I’m preggo with his kid but he doesn’t know I love him tho
Cam is a great guy I’m so lucky and I love that he cheats on me cause it’s kinda kinky
by Hard rubbish March 11, 2019
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Cam is the tallest person you will ever meet. But his penis is so small you can barely see it, legend has it is so small that you need a microscope to see it. Also his ball sack is so sweaty that some times he slips in the juicy juices.
Cam is so tall
by Shweaty ball sack April 17, 2019
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A long haired man boy who may or may not be a child in an adult body. Cam can play the guitar and will sometimes make music that is "eh". Cam is very good at crying and can always make other people sad with stories of his puppet adventures. You'll always find him after school at a Starbucks trying to catch up on homework from a week ago. Usually you'll see him wearing a beanie, and maybe his nails will be painted because emo. Contrary to popular belief, he's not 15! He's actually a legal adult who often makes obscure references (to Sponge bob among other things).
You see that guy skating in between cars? I bet his name is Cam!

"Dude, that's a Kirby EGG"
by sphtrn March 21, 2019
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OMG, that dork is such a cam
by fabalafae December 28, 2011
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n. Crazy Asian Mother
1. Moms of Asian decent who beat their kids with a wooden spoon, back scratcher or any Asian device.
2. You know you have one if a. your house smells like Asian food. b. She yells at everything you do.
Dude did you hear that CAM go off?

My CAM beat me too!!!
by Justin Eleson May 9, 2008
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crying and masturbating (c.a.m-ing). also considered multitasking.
"man, i thought about my ex-girlfriend, and before i knew it, i was camming.
by cam-master September 16, 2010
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This Nigga has the wrist strength to give you a manual circumcision and has the neck mucsles to choke a small bird. proceed with caution for his wrist curls will rip your dick off with more force than a diamond tip mining drill. He will forever be a virgin because the strength of his neck will choke out a bitch like an anaconda.
" she throated me so hard i thought she was Cam"
by stephenb289 February 27, 2018
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