Norberto

Norberto is the most wonderful guy you will ever meet. Norberto is the guy who always sits in the back of the classroom. He doesn’t really have a lot of friends but don’t let that full you. He is the sweetest, kindest, and most selfless guy you will ever meet. He’s somebody you would call boo boo. He can get along with anyone no matter how bad they might be. He is the person you would want as a boyfriend. He is loyal and caring. There are so many great things about Norberto, but there is one thing that stands out above all other things and that is that booty. That thing will make you take a third look without you even realizing that you are doing it.

Casey: Did you see Norberto today?

Jessica: Yeah, I made sure to walk behind him in line today.

Casey: I wish I could tap that!

by Thicccboilover October 22, 2019

norbetia

A crazy ass bitch!

“Hey look at that norbetia”

by Pjfbfa May 4, 2018

noraberta

the badass who wins all of those kahoots.

wow such a noraberta omg she is slaying

by xxurbisexualbestiexx December 17, 2021

Norbest Nut Buster

While having sex in the kitchen and the woman's nipples get hard and the man yells, "The turkey is done!" and pulls out and blows it all over the woman's chest proceeding to baste her turkeys.

My wife was cooking nude in her apron the other night and we started going at it until I basted her turkeys giving her the best Norbest Nut Buster ever. Talk about the best Thanksgiving dinner ever!

by Chase Mills January 12, 2009

Noobert

Fancy name for a noob.

K: Hey noobert!
D: huh, thats not my name!
K: Well your a noob.. so that makes you a noobert
D: Oh :(

by glassedpickles September 12, 2011

nooberty

Like puberty, but for noobs

Stoned: Yeah, it looked like it was pretty harsh when Mark was going through nooberty...
Petin: Yeah... BUT IT WAS FUNNY WASNT IT?!?!
Stoned: Yeah it was! ROFLOLMAO

by StonedLogic September 29, 2005

norbertcat

A creepy old man, who sits on the Internet all day being senseless. If you encounter a norbertcat at 3AM EST, run as fast as possible. In some cases, this creepy old man is 15.

Me: Did you see that norbertcat?
Other Guy: Yeah, he was crazy!

by Not elerre July 23, 2013