National grab dick day

April 13 is national grab dick day where it’s ok to grab dick wit no problem

“It’s national grab dick day 🍆

National grab dick day by Minuit maid juice May 25, 2018

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National suck dick day

The day u suck a dick

baby go on ur knees as if your about to pray

Y baby?
Cuz today is national suck dick day

National suck dick day by Yeeee boi yt June 23, 2018

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National suck dick day

National suck dick day is on June 25. This is a day you can let Wild an suck a dick.

Bob : Do you know what tomorrow is?
Susan : no, Bob what is it?

Bob : June 25th A.K.A. National suck dick day.

Susan : oh really, is it now

Bob : yep, so what you trying to do.

National suck dick day by National suck it day June 24, 2018

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National Dick Punch Day

On April 7th, when all girls get their asses slapped by horny guys, you can punch them in the dick! This was holiday was created specifically so girls wouldn't feel harassed ever April 7th.

Sharron:Oh fuck Stacy. Aaron just slapped my ass.

Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!

National Dick Punch Day by Aaronfrommeangirls April 7, 2017