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myspace whore

someone who spends more than fifty percent of their day on myspace. Thinking that there is no other joy in life.
Shane :"Alyssa was on myspace all yesterday. Is she a ...?
Adam: " I know she is such a myspace whore isn't she? ."
by mada512 January 11, 2008
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A sociopath who lives for myspace, updating her profile and waiting for comments by the minute. Or a Huge whore who posts pictures to sell herself online, especially on band sites because she's hoping to get all the lame freaky old emo guys to sleep with her cause they have nothing else to do than meet up with here.
Mom: ru on the internet again? u shouldn't be such a myspace whore!
Myspace Whore: Duh? I had to add my slutty pictures of myself so that all the hott internet 40-year-olds can look at me.
Mom: We're calling "To Catch a Predator"
Myspace Whore: F*** u! I love my boys!
by crashingheart May 22, 2007
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Okay, so there have been countless number of posts on this phrase. Most of them have been negative.
Myspace whores do have real friends, they choose to go on MySpace a lot. They expand their network by adding more people, and the more friends you have, the more 'superior' you are.
To some this is pathetic, to some this is a way to pass time and kill boredom.
We all don't want to be out all the time, it does rain.
And so what if they ask for picture comments, if they put the effort into taking a decent picture and editing it, what's wrong in expecting people to put half the effort back in and commenting it.
You people are only jelous because all your pictures have been taken with a shitty webcam and Photoshop can't make you look any more attractive than you are cos it's not possible.
So leave the people of MySpace alone, and on almost every 'MySpace whores' profile it does say somewhere;
I post a lot of bulletins. If you've got a problem, delete me.
Kid: OMFGZ GET A LIFE UR SUCH A MYSPACE WHORE
MW: Shut up. I can do what I want. If you have a problem with my bulletins or pictures, delete me.
Kid: Why don't you just kill yourself cos you've got no life?
MW: I do have a life. It's just it's raining today and none of my friends are out, so why should I be?
Kid: Oh.
by Scottsuicide August 26, 2007
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A girl who uses myspace to flirt with many guys that she would like to "meet" *cough*HOOK UP WITH*cough*. She has never met any of them, and will constantly talk about the random guys she's meeting that could be a sick ass perv. She will have at least 3 guys that she wants to meet, and talks to all 3plus in one day.
"She's flirting with all these random guys on myspace; She's such a fucking myspace whore"
by Alyssa S August 25, 2007
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an individual (usually but not exclusively a teenage girl) who typically post sexually provocative/revealing pictures on MySpace in order to get as much 'attention' as possible.
"Luke man you're fast turning into a MySpace Whore!"
by Gareth Ronan May 25, 2009
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myspace whores are normally a girl, but some times a guy whose time is consumed greatly by myspace,
they normally have 1k+ friends,
have whore me codes,
tell you a ton about them in their profile in attempt to look cool,
post TONS of w4w bulletins,
post pictures daily.

though, myspace whores are not always just for friends.
I myself am a stereotyped myspace whore,
so is my boyfriend,
(we know eachother personally.) :D
lol

but we both have our OWN clothing lines.
typical bulletin for a myspace whore:
SUBJECT: ADD KASSYKATASTROPHY!!!!!
BODY:

-cute
-w4ws
-pc4pc
-talks to anyone!!

^^ that is a typical whore for whore bulletin.
by myspace.com/siarrasavage January 17, 2008
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basically an eleven year old girl that says shes 17, shows pictures of her ass to feel better about the fact that she doesnt do half the shit she says and really cant back herself up becuz she relies on other people to "kick" someone elses ass (quotes becuz 98% of all myspace whore threats are unreal). also the reason why the internet is evil, becuz there is a girl that has a million freinds and tries to beat out tila tequila, but never will. Tom Anderson, the founder of Myspace, created a great product, but basically should delete all myspace whores.
1. true story: there is an 11 year old girl that had a picture of a g string with a ribbon tied around it...no bs...
2. Tila Tequila is the ultimate myspace whore...hands down...
by Alex Curtis June 11, 2006
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