-the ones with My Space blogs that leave comments like "I popped your Myspace cherry!"
-any member of the "hottest girls on MySpace club."
-any girl who appears on MySpace with a.) spread legs b.) ass hanging out c.) more than 1 square meter of fake-tan skin showing or d.) appear in a thong/bustier/garter belt/black lace/teddy/ etc.
-any member of the "hottest girls on MySpace club."
-any girl who appears on MySpace with a.) spread legs b.) ass hanging out c.) more than 1 square meter of fake-tan skin showing or d.) appear in a thong/bustier/garter belt/black lace/teddy/ etc.
"See that Virginia Tech girl with her legs all spread over her text book? She's not studying! She's a MySpace Whore!"
by Sarah March 04, 2005
1.A little girl who likes to show her cleavage to the world of online computer predators
or
2.Someone who has so many friends that they could start a second planet
or
2.Someone who has so many friends that they could start a second planet
Man 1- YES!! i have finally gotten to 23 Million Myspace Friends!!
Man 2- Dude, you are a fucking myspace whore.
Man 2- Dude, you are a fucking myspace whore.
by goldy5 June 04, 2007
A person who constantly adds and adds people to become "famous" on Myspace and literally have thousands of people worshipping over them leaving millions of picture comments and mail telling them how "gorgeous" or "cute" they are.All Myspace whores are usually scene.
by Krystal with a motherfucking K! April 14, 2007
Any person, (usually a thirteen year old girl), who takes photographs of himself/herself at strange angles and styles his/her hair in a way that looks "scene" enough for a "MySpace pic". (***extra points for editing the photos with PhotoShop or having an iPod mini in the photos). Also, in these photos, the MySpace Whore may be wearing mismatched colors, typically bright ones like magenta or electric blue. (***extra points if wearing a graphic tee shirt ---especially if it has thunder bolts). You may find that in real life, a "MySpace Whore" you know appears to be a normal person. This MySpace Whore is an example of a mild case, (known as a "poser" by other MySpace Whores). Extremist MySpace Whores, sometimes confused with "emos", actually cut their hair in strange fashions and get weird piercings. A key aspect to a MySpace Whore is indeed his/her MySpace. The Friend List of a MySpace Whore typically runs from 1,000 - 400,000 strangers who could be confused, at a glance, with said MySpace Whore. (This is due to the EXTREME conformist practices of MySpace Whores across the U.S). When it comes down to it, the actual gender of a MySpace Whore is really quite trivial; boys and girls get the same haircuts, and every one of them is supposedly bisexual. These people were a major problem from late 2004 and although most have quieted down since mid 2006, some exist today in small pockets of New Jersey and Wasington State. "Myspace Whore" might as well be used synonymously with "attention whore." The typical "MySpace Whore" 'loves' Panic! at the Disco, dinosaurs (rawwwrrrr), and polka dots. Look for them hanging around a 7-11 on a Saturday night.
The main reason most MySpace Whores ended practice was due to the increasing number of "posers" who took the intrinsic aspects of being a MySpace Whore and devirginized them (i.e. taking extremism way too far, going from being a preppy kid/ geek to a MySpace Whore). The "posers" began a movement in mid 2005 in an attempt to become true-blue MySpace Whores. The veteran MySpace Whores learned of this and the roles were switched. Today, in early 2008, one may still see an older high school student with funky hairclips or vans. This young man or woman is a prime example of the mid- ots 13-year-old MySpace Whore. Flip them up a peace sign.
The main reason most MySpace Whores ended practice was due to the increasing number of "posers" who took the intrinsic aspects of being a MySpace Whore and devirginized them (i.e. taking extremism way too far, going from being a preppy kid/ geek to a MySpace Whore). The "posers" began a movement in mid 2005 in an attempt to become true-blue MySpace Whores. The veteran MySpace Whores learned of this and the roles were switched. Today, in early 2008, one may still see an older high school student with funky hairclips or vans. This young man or woman is a prime example of the mid- ots 13-year-old MySpace Whore. Flip them up a peace sign.
by Mike92390 March 09, 2008
ok well, this is a person who justs adds every tom, dick and harry (people they dont know) to their myspace so their friends number will be extremely high.
by Cayla February 27, 2006
Someone who claims to have 'lots of friends' and a 'busy social life' yet manages to log on to Myspace for at least five hours a day. They must have 394504659 friends or else LOL. They blog about everything from the MCR gig they attended to the fact they lost their eyeliner. They dream of logging on and seeing NEW COMMENTS! NEW PIC COMMENTS! NEW FRIEND REQUESTS! Etc, etc. They take a million pictures every day and choose the two most flattering and normally up the contrast to hide their spotty skin and add some shitty emo caption underneath to make themselves look 'creative'. In most pictures they are pouting and not wearing a lot. In others they're at some HxC gig with a bottle of beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other despite the fact they claim to be STRAIGHTxEDGE. They post bulletins every .576553645 seconds saying things like: 'comment my new pics BIATCHES! ILY! Kthanxbi.' Be warned that no scenesters or Myspace whores look anything like their pics in real life! LOL!
TiaTERROR is such a myspace whore.
by 4444 August 10, 2007
A Myspace user who adds as many friends as they possibly can (including people they don't know), beg for comments and picture comments, and treat Myspace as a huge part of their life.
(Not to be confused with a Myspace sluts, which post slutty pictures of themselves)
(Not to be confused with a Myspace sluts, which post slutty pictures of themselves)
1) If you have 400+ friends, you are probably a Myspace whore.
2) There was a huge fight at my sister's friend's school. Some girls were so mad that they threatened each other to take them off of their Top 8. (I'm not joking) These are Myspace whores.
2) There was a huge fight at my sister's friend's school. Some girls were so mad that they threatened each other to take them off of their Top 8. (I'm not joking) These are Myspace whores.
by penoose March 26, 2008