message to garcia

Doesn't matter how something happens, just that it does happen.

Boss: I need all these boxes loaded into the truck.

Worker: OK should I use the forklift?

Boss: I don't care, message to garcia that shit.

by IL4DD November 3, 2017

Mesmonia

Mental illness in which you are attracted to ugly things/people.

‘OMG! He’s so ugly! Why the heck do I like him still?!’
‘You must have mesmonia!’

by 420baconqueen July 29, 2018

pocket message

Either an answered call, voice mail message, or text message that has been made from a person's pocket. You might here an interesting conversation, your friend singing horribly to a song in their car, or just the sound of their pocket. Without a lock on your phone's keyboard, this might happen often.

You get a call from someone you haven't spoken to in years only to find out that they still don't want to talk to you because their phone dialed your number on accident, and as a result, you get a "pocket message", hearing the ruffle of their walk, or a conversation they are having with someone else.

by SeattleGirl10 March 1, 2010

e-mess

When you have very disorganized folders within your computer. The mess includes, but is not limited to: music files in picture folders (and similar misplacements), more than 5 icons in your desktop, and files with names such as "sfgsrdf".

Man, I can't find my PowerPoint assignment in my computer files because I named it something random, just like I always do. I have such an e-mess.

by AnaBackwards November 22, 2011

Spunky mess

When a young lady or man ( to be inclusive) has had such a fulfilled sexual time that they are literally drenched in man custard.

Doris had choked down as much of Berts man custard as possible but couldn't take it all. Now she we just a spunky mess.

Pete had shagged her so much that by the end of the night he left her looking like a spunky mess.

by Hagrid Ginger plums August 1, 2017

The Mess

Drunk as all fuck.
Stumbling around, picking fights with natives on bicycles.
Shaking everyone’s hand.

“Holy shit, there goes The Mess leaving the Woodbine again. Why’s he picking fights with that group of natives”

by Inbred Jethro July 22, 2019

British secret message

During World War II British spies would sometimes use semen to write secret messages on paper, as it was invisible except with a black light, which were not common back then. The term now applies to cumming on a girl and writing a secret message with it on her using your dick.

Man, I can't wait to take this girl home and give her a British secret message.

by goldencalculatortodivide February 6, 2013