Masturbatory

Characterized by an unpleasant or disagreeable quality; creating a sense of general discontent or dissatisfaction.

The group of people wearing yellow suits were masturbatory, their presence making the entire event feel off-putting and uncomfortable.

by CoochieLver69 December 24, 2024

Masturbatory Dance

When you accomplish something that makes you break out into a dance involving masturbation.

John was so happy he passed his test he broke out into a masturbatory dance.

by Beatrice Wall March 24, 2025

Masturbatory personality disorder

It’s when you can’t prevent yourself from jacking your pretentious self off metaphorically with unwitty lacklustre interjections and outrageously poor ironic claims.

“Aww man fuck Adam Savage from Killyleagh he’s so masturbatory; I bet he has a full diagnosis of masturbatory personality disorder.”

by Girldick May 23, 2025

Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS)

Someone who’s rhythm is so bad they can’t achieve orgasm by manual masturbation. Once they start they can’t stop, and just can’t quite get to completion. Producing a dysrhythmic fapping that can be heard for hours, until chaffing causes cessation.

Bob was diagnosed with Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS), his neighbours had filed noise complaints for odd and annoying clapping sounds at all hours of the day and night.

by Nyxocotic July 13, 2023