Real Madrid

Simply the best football club to ever exist .

Real Madrid Hala madridd.

by _zubaidi4 November 2, 2022

Christopher Madrid

A very cute player that many girls simp for. He is very cute and makes the non-hoe girls fall for him. Hopefully he is obsessed with the right girl. He is boy who doesn't know what he wants. He is hispanic, short, hot, cute, indecisive, mamas boy, has mommy issues, like boobs, really loves thighs, is a one piece fan, is a player yet wants something serious. He is very kind and sweet though, he just isn't dating material though.

Christopher Madrid needs to get his shit together.

by urlocalMILF<3 April 10, 2022

jacob madrid

he’s a boy who loves xhy and the bestest person 😍🥰.

jacob Madrid is the bestest person to love xhy❤️.

by Unknown0521 February 26, 2022

Madrid PR

Real Madrid propaganda. Worse than Nazi or North Korean propaganda. They make the worst or most overrated players sound like the next Ronaldo (e.g. Arda Guler, Endrick) They infect medias making you think madrid is the greatest or “madrid did this first!” It’s gay as fuck. If Hitler had Madrid PR we would all be walking around with silly mustaches on.

“For fuck sake this madrid pr getting outta hand surely papa perez paid this nigga!😂😂😐”

by susmogus August 10, 2024

Real madrid

Real madrid is the only football club in world which is allowed to play with 12 players on the pitch ( Refree)

They are also allowed to score offside goals in champions league night

Don't say messi name infront of real madrid fans

They loose their mind after hearing messi name

Real madrid football club

by Unknown_speaker May 4, 2024

Real Madrid

Lucky

I hit the jackpot on the slot machine. I pulled a Real Madrid

by TacoReyes May 9, 2024

Pulled of a Real Madrid

It's when the odds are against you and everyone says it's not possible but you come on top and win.

This is in reference to the iconic 2022 UEFA Champions League run by Real Madrid, in which they had a 1% chance to qualify to the finals but they still managed to do it.

Royal challengers Bengaluru pulled of a Real Madrid by qualifying to the 2024 IPL knockouts.

by Roanoa Uchiha goku May 18, 2024