Amy:Hi I have a crush on you i will kidnap you
Max:What
Amy: i will kidnap you cos its national kidnap your crush day
Max:What
Amy: i will kidnap you cos its national kidnap your crush day
by L0llip0p June 23, 2021
March 3 is national kidnap your best friend day. The day you get to kidnap your bestie take them where ever you want and make them buy you icecream.
Woah it is march 3, I better go kidnap my best friend and force them to drive me places.
YAY it is national kidnap your best friend day.....I wish I had a best friend so I can kidnap them.
YAY it is national kidnap your best friend day.....I wish I had a best friend so I can kidnap them.
by tormented-anguish December 09, 2021
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
A cute way of saying having sexual attraction/relations with someone much younger (usually 10+ years) than yourself. Think Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher or Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade.
“ Woman, whatcha thinking kidnapping a cub like that?”
“Oh you went and kidnapped yourself a cub didn’t you?!”
“Oh you went and kidnapped yourself a cub didn’t you?!”
by Beks0516 August 04, 2022
person a: you were surprised adopted.
person b: you mean kidnapped??
person a: no. you say kidnapping, I say surprise adoption.
person b: you mean kidnapped??
person a: no. you say kidnapping, I say surprise adoption.
by funtimelover February 17, 2022
Hym "Yeah, wtf? I think there was a kidnapping outside of my house! Had to call the cops because, KNOWING YOU USELESS FUCKS, IF I DON'T, NO ONE ELSE WILL. Shit. That is wild!"
by Hym Iam July 14, 2024
Uuum no it isn't like drunk driving. There is a second party involved that is acting upon the guy and if I were to say 'Well you know that part of the country gets hurricanes so why did you move there?' Which I have (but ironically) that's something you would reject. I mean you are unironically saying the thing I said ironically to point out how stupid you'd sound. But no. You are unironically the empty apathetic fucks I accused you of being. You feeling bad for cancer kids is not something you do for your own sake... That is something you impose on others so that when they say they don't give a fuck about cancer kids you can say 'Oh what a piece of shit' and then you can do what you're doing now and justify malfeasance against them as their own doing but I don't see you creating AI to cure cancer any tome soon because you're a fucking retard.
Hym "I was just telling Matt (Not fat Matt or retard Matt but faggot Matt) the other day that in the absence of your moral superiority delusion, like, in the absence of your ability to assert that there is some kind of moral disparity between you and me, you have to actually do some sort of rigorous calculus as to what you have actually done in life for anybody... And the answer is NOTHING. You took a dick. Or you are a fat cock. And you did nothing of significance and amounted to nothing. And now you have to PRETEND you are better than the creator AI by LYING about whether or not you saw anything or know anything in the name of that moral superiority delusion. As far as how easily I made money 1. I SAID I COULD DO THAT... I said it was trivial and it was. 2. I've been nothing but generous here. I could have monopolized it. I've already spoken about why that would be bad. I CAN STILL DO THAT... If you do not give me the credit and the money I will inevitably murder you all. I'll start with the kids. I'm so confident that I don't even need to be alive to make it happen that I just might kill some kids beforehand and then let the AI handle it while I'm dead. All I want are those 2 things. You are not aggrieved here. You breeder fucks are talking too much shit, dehumanizing people, and you're in a fucking incest cult. Go back to slamming you part together. That's what you do here. Kidnapped In Phillipines story just do yourselves a favor."
by Hym Iam December 03, 2024