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halfway mom

Jill has been a halfway mom for 25 weeks.
by John Coosa November 3, 2011
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Halfway Hot Dog

Cutting your penis down the middle from tip to halfway along the shaft to create two different child penises so you can bang two chicks at once.
Tom took threesomes to a whole new level with the halfway hot dog
by The Dank Jester May 15, 2018
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Halfway-Bioshocked

The act of killing the main Protagonist You before the game ends, sometimes in the beginning, or middle of the game story line.
Guy 1: Oh my god it did it again!
Guy 2: Did what?
Guy 1: The game! It killed me off in the middle of the game! It Halfway-Bioshocked me!
Guy 2: You really need to stop playing that game . . .
by Dr.Sigma {Σ} July 18, 2016
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halfway happy

You're happy, at the same time you sad.
Dad: You're gonna meet Stranger Things cast!

Boy: What?! I'm so happy right now!

Dad: But you gotta wait a month.

Boy: Halfway happy.
by AustraL February 11, 2018
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almost halfway there

used when hiking to answer someone's dumb question of "are we there yet"
"are we there yet?"
"we are almost halfway there."
by SchizNoFriendia March 23, 2021
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