Dad: You're gonna meet Stranger Things cast!
Boy: What?! I'm so happy right now!
Dad: But you gotta wait a month.
Boy: Halfway happy.
Boy: What?! I'm so happy right now!
Dad: But you gotta wait a month.
Boy: Halfway happy.
by AustraL February 11, 2018
A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.
A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.
Halway Line Merchant: Yeah that girl Stacy is an absolute Halway Line Merchant I heard she fell into a bush after one whiteclaw
Halway Line Merchant: Yeah that girl Stacy is an absolute Halway Line Merchant I heard she fell into a bush after one whiteclaw
by TTFDLC April 03, 2021
Come on dude, you’re asking for too many hours of sitting and waiting for quadratic, random chickens. Can’t you meet me at the halfway? Don’t get me wrong, those juicy chickens are always worth the wait and I love quadratic equations, I do them every day but I can’t be a lamper. ;)
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 18, 2019
by John Coosa November 03, 2011
"are we there yet?"
"we are almost halfway there."
"we are almost halfway there."
by SchizNoFriendia March 23, 2021