Grasshopper Threesome

A first time threeway for one of the participants. One participant is the mentor.

Bruce has never had a threesome, he will be in agrasshopper threesome}.

by Bondage girl March 22, 2008

grasshopper pee

The urine excreted from herbivorous insects of the suborder Caelifera in the order Orthoptera - aka the grasshopper. It is fabled in The Flood that drinking 3 quarts per day of grasshopper pee will stop the aging process, allowing eternal life. It was known in ancient times as "the Peelixir of Life". Its common street name is "GP". Some members of The Flood believe grasshopper pee does not exist based on their disbelief in insect urethras.

Bob: Hey Bill, watcha doin'?
Bill: Drinkin' grasshopper pee.
Bob: Oh, okay.

by Jabberwokki45 from The Flood October 30, 2008

tiny grasshopper

A person who is still in the learning stage of something.

Funny when you use it in pseudo asian/zen-like way.

Student: "I don't understand how to do this freaking math problem!"

Tutor: "You are still just a tiny grasshopper..."

by Feeman October 30, 2007

Mud Grasshopper

A guy that goes around shirtless with there pants hanging off their ass and bare footed trying to ride with a bad bitch with her own bike. They willing to do anything just to roll around in the mud and catch a ride on back. Better watch girls cause they some broke ass guys!!

Damn look at all the mud grasshoppers out on set today!!

by Pash90 May 31, 2018

Asian grasshopper

When about to have intercourse with a female from behind , just before you proceed you surprise her with a full Nelson and then proceed to have sex so she looks like a grasshopper pinned by its wings.

Jessica liked crazy positions and fought MMA so I showed her a Asian grasshopper.

by The guy under the bridge February 14, 2017

russian grasshopper

A seldom used and wildly underappreciated method of blending Eastern European wrestling techniques and sadistic sexual artistry, the Russian grasshopper requires the receiver to kneel in the doggie style position whilst the giver forces the receiver into a full nelson hold and penetrates the preferred orifice. The ensuing and highly anticipated arm thrashing closely resembles a grasshopper helplessly pinned to the ground.

"Are you fucking serious?? You're dumping me because I turned your sister into a russian grasshopper?!"

by Nick Murphy January 5, 2005

bobby grasshopper

One whom sees a squirrel, thinks to name him a great, meaningful name, such as, Bobby! But, no, wait, that person descides to add grasshopper to it! You make a poem about this squirrel-bobby grasshopper thing!

"Oh wow, that bobby grasshopper is cooler then Jell-O, No! Cooler then spiderman! ah!"

by ohh snap its uss! August 18, 2009