fruit boots

very similar to the in-line skate/roller blade definition except on snow, whereas the snowboarders and surprisingly enough... skiers both make fun of the deuch bags that fly around on the short skis - anyone with short skis can usually be spotted easily by looking for something else really gay such as a hat with bright colored spikes on it or a a huge penis in their but

snowboarder: Does that guy with huge penis in his but have fruit boots on?

skier: Are you talking about the guy wearing the hat with bright colored spikes on it?

snowboarder: Yea.

skier: I think so.

by jacob luce January 13, 2008

fruit booter

Home schooled, baggy bondage pants wearing loser. They watch the X-games to admire the 10 year old Chinese girls who are better than them at a sport that was embraced by Hillary Clinton.

They use the word "extreme" like it was EVER used by anyone under the age of 40 and drink milk when skating because they were home schooled by their moron parents and think its good for your bones....the same bones they'll never break because you can't fall on rollerblades.

Fruit booters are no better than toddlers on razor scooters or those fucking pogo sticks.

by scrap_iron July 30, 2006

fruit booter

gay

i have been skating forever and i was in the time when skatebaording wasnt cool. and those damn rollar bladers were just rollen around not doin real trix. damn man, we were actually doin ticks and the rollar bladers or roler skaters still said there sport was harder, and all they did was ride around, rollerblading will always be a "poser" sport

by yoyojello August 25, 2003

fruit booter

The emo version of a skateboarder - in other words, wants to be like a skateboarder, but just can't stop crying and writing bad poetry about how hard middle class suburban life is, especially when he shows up at the skate park wearing nylon jogging shorts, purple boots with pink buckles, and a mesh singlet.

Look at that fruit booter listening to AFI and playing with his gay fringe that never ends...

by Ifocked Yermama September 22, 2007

fruit booter

a fruitbooter is a little bitch that cant handle skateboarding so they take up the stupidest thing they can find....rollerblading

that guy is sure gay....especially cuz of the fruitboots

by skate1234 November 19, 2004

fruit booter

fruit booter, pfffft. the worst sport in the history of life!
i used to fruit boot and i found it so easy i gave up and become a skateboard!!!
all u can do on blades is grinds, grabs and spins? u cant like flip your blades over or nuffin, its not cool!!

take up a real sport

skateboarder 1: man u see that fs flip down that 12 set
skateboarder 2: yeh man, ow mate look over at that balder
*shouts fruit*
skateboarder 1: haha i bet hes liek glued his feet to sum wheels and wears like curtains for trousers
skateboard 2: haha yeh skins, tight jeans for life

FRUIT BOOTER GET A NO NO FROM ME!

by spangle October 9, 2006

Fruit Booter

A person who partakes in an acticity of or relating to roller blading

You homosexual fruit booter

by Ebola March 3, 2004