by Anonymous Cat 🐈 December 17, 2024
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1. Born a leader. Wherever he goes, people look to him for the next move.
2. The waiter always drops the check at his side — not because he asked, but because everyone knows who’s in charge.
3. Friends don’t make plans without his approval; his word is the final word.
4. Not a background character. He’s the main character and the whole world revolves around him.
5. A certified pussy magnet — women want to be with him, men want to be him.
6. Rare as hell; meeting an Elkayam is like winning the lottery twice.
1. Born a leader. Wherever he goes, people look to him for the next move.
2. The waiter always drops the check at his side — not because he asked, but because everyone knows who’s in charge.
3. Friends don’t make plans without his approval; his word is the final word.
4. Not a background character. He’s the main character and the whole world revolves around him.
5. A certified pussy magnet — women want to be with him, men want to be him.
6. Rare as hell; meeting an Elkayam is like winning the lottery twice.
“Who decided we’re going to that club?”
“Duh, Elkayam did.”
“Why does the waiter always bring him the bill?”
“Because he’s the Elkayam.”
“Yo, you actually met an Elkayam? That’s like hitting Powerball twice.”
“Duh, Elkayam did.”
“Why does the waiter always bring him the bill?”
“Because he’s the Elkayam.”
“Yo, you actually met an Elkayam? That’s like hitting Powerball twice.”
by Betterthangood September 13, 2025
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