emoromantic

Emoromantic: When two white class suburbia goth fucks fall into a seemingly amazing relationship only to determine that their problems of insecurity create a huge fagdance which indefinitely results in one of two scenarios: group suicide by slitting the wrists the wrong way(across the road and not down the tracks) or a #1 song on TRL done by a band who looks like the backstreet boys but with more eyeliner and faggier looking tattoos.

Hitler and Eva Brauns emoromantic behavior was the downfall of the third reich and the rise of David Hasslehoff's historic rock stardom.

by David Wilcox May 27, 2006

emoboy

emo boys are sensitive boys, many people think they are sad, and they often are, but theyre not whining about it. those who say: hey look at me am sad, please, look at me! im dressedup all emo today, are posers, emoboys are not whining about anything, and doesent care mostly for themselves, but for their friends, if they have friends though... the clothing style for emoboys can be different from person to person, but the most comon is they have long hair in the front that covers one of the eyes, and short and shaggy/spiky in the back, and they are wearing skintight dark coloured clothes, with a hoody jacket. and some use eyeliner.
many people think that emo is gay but thats not the case, but some emoboys who are single kiss with other friends of same genderemofile this is called emokiss.

boy1: look, that is a real depressed gay dude, kissing with another real depressed gay!
boy2: ohh you are such a dork, those arent gay, those are emofile emoboys, they kiss because they need to feel love from someone else.
boy1: wanna make out? i feel alone and have no one to love me...
boy2: im not a emoboy stupid!

by jeeX.x October 7, 2006

Eoooo

Used as an exclamation of pleasure, approval, elation, or victory. like Wooo but 10000 times more powerful.

omg i just won a million pounds eooooo!!!!

by amylovesboosh August 5, 2010

Emotov cocktail

A short, cryptic, and usually dreary blog entry intended to draw out replies of maudlin concern or curiosity.

The term is a pun on "Molotov cocktail" in that the author's post is akin to throwing a small incendiary merely to see who will react.

Blogger:
i will never be the same after tonight

-rob

Reply:
Need some Bauhaus with that Emotov cocktail, Rob?

by Burke Hamblin April 11, 2008

emocologist

Someone who diagnoses someone to see if they are truly emo, studies emo behavior.

Bob- "Wow, you been acting really sad, and now your wear all black"

Bill- "Life sucks! I wanna die!!!"

Bob- "You need to see a emocologist fast!"

by igotmadskillz123 April 8, 2009

emomorphisis

the change of someone either physically or mentally to an emo's. Usually occurs over the summer or usually when u haven't seen said person for an extend time.

Steve: Did you hear about what happened to Geoffrey?
Joe: No I didn't. What happened?
Steve: He went through a total emomorphisis over the summer!
Joe: Man, who woulda though that would have happened to the most popular guy in school.

by Thebestspencer September 25, 2009

Emoconomics

emoconomics, emoconomist, emoconomy.

The study of the socioeconomics surrounding the social phenomenon that is ‘emo.’ Looking for answers and asking questions about casual factors, what it is, what it is about, where do its members fit in this, and also looking to the future for potential effects and consequences on society of this movement.

Yasmin: "I wonder why emos always spoiled and lacking in common sense?"

Rhyason: "That's a question for an emoconomist, Yasmin, it probably has something to do with their statistically rich parents and their low attendance rate in school. You have got to love emoconomics."

by SWWYS October 31, 2010