by droozy997 August 4, 2020
Get the droozy mug.Droozle - jism, man milk, spunk, dangling from any object, such as the corner of a bedside cabinet, a person's chin, the ceiling, can be referred to as a Droozle Trap if walked into or if it drops down upon one.
Simon burst forth a volcanic eruption of man froth so powerful and manly was the emission it hit the ceiling!
'Jesus Simon...thats some friggin Droozle....' slurred Agnes, looking somewhat dissapointed that the gurgling man-pipe juice missed her face...
'Jesus Simon...thats some friggin Droozle....' slurred Agnes, looking somewhat dissapointed that the gurgling man-pipe juice missed her face...
by Rick Morgan October 19, 2006
Get the Droozle mug.when you feel like an illegal substance (NOT to be confused with the term “high” as that is used to describe the aftermath of consuming an unlawful substance whereas droozy is when you become the substance itself xx)
by @miley020304 October 12, 2018
Get the droozy mug.Commonly a dog's name. He's like Forrrrrrest Gummmmp! He's got the biggest heart and love's everyone. Expect he can't eat that box of chocolates. He never has a bad thing to say about anybody. He shares his belongings. He loves the ball but isn't coordinated and doesn't understand the concept of fetching. And his mother spoils him greatly!
Mother: (say with baby tone) Mr. Dog you're the nicest little boy.
Drowzy: (looks with eyes going both ways) WOOF.
Sister: I love my boo-boo head.
Drowzy: (looks with eyes going both ways) WOOF.
Sister: I love my boo-boo head.
by coryjshaw15 July 25, 2011
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2. How can I be a sex goddess when my cat drinks earrings in milk and my child has lost Gilgamesh?
3. "Why don't you ever want anything I give you? You don't appreciate my gifts or my love. I want to make you happy, but you just say you don't need me. Look at this garage, look at all these useful things you could take home. Here's some paint cans, you can have Alberto paint your fence. Or here's a perfectly good plank of wood, great quality wood. Why don't you want this plank of wood? Here, at least take this fish bowl. TAKE IT!
2. How can I be a sex goddess when my cat drinks earrings in milk and my child has lost Gilgamesh?
3. "Why don't you ever want anything I give you? You don't appreciate my gifts or my love. I want to make you happy, but you just say you don't need me. Look at this garage, look at all these useful things you could take home. Here's some paint cans, you can have Alberto paint your fence. Or here's a perfectly good plank of wood, great quality wood. Why don't you want this plank of wood? Here, at least take this fish bowl. TAKE IT!
There is a DROOZ living in my house and it throws its undergarments around like confetti.
I found a DROOZ on the street corner and when I took it home, it gave me the names of seven electricians and then talked for ten minutes about how many babies the Spanish pop out.
I found a DROOZ on the street corner and when I took it home, it gave me the names of seven electricians and then talked for ten minutes about how many babies the Spanish pop out.
by Hooker Rodrgiguez October 6, 2006
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Get the DroxXy mug."That whore broke up with me! grrr... droznaforgirdas!"
"Whats 9 + 8?" "your such a droznaforgirdas!"
"Whats 9 + 8?" "your such a droznaforgirdas!"
by Adam Lias December 6, 2007
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