fourkin dongersuuke

The scottish way of saying "fukin' dongsuker".

P1: "Oi you lil'lasse crakin' ma windoe liek the Devil re'ncarnation! I’ll gie ye a skelpit lug!
P2: "Shat it u fourkin dongersuuke!"

by the apls_ October 18, 2020

Dongers

A pair of boxers or briefs containing a dick hole but no button causing your dong to hang out

Dude, dont look im wearing dongers

by larious darious April 23, 2008

Dongers

Dongers refers to the sexual act of putting your penis inside another mans asshole who then sticks his fingers in the vagina of at least four girls at once. This practice began in ancient Mesopotamia during 200 B.C. The Dongers position was left out of the Kama Sutra on account of being too lewd but was recently recovered in a undisturbed tomb. These days its very common for kids to "Dongers" and post the pictures to Vine as a form of social protest.

Jimmy and Bill were doing dongers to those bitches all night long.

"Hey wanna threesome?" "Only if we can dongers."

by Marginailed Butterybutts August 30, 2013

Danger noodle surprise

When your fucking a bitch doggy style and you tell her your about to cum but instead of cumming you put a snake in her ass and scream “danger noodle surprise”

“Bro I gave that chick from the party last night a danger noodle surprise”

by Mc speedy June 10, 2020

Dongers

An Affix/Adjective used when a person is obsessed with animals.

Animaldongers

Oh you're obsessed Dogs? You're a Dogdongers then.

by lexanana January 28, 2019

Shag Dodger

A person who avoids their obligations in the bedroom (or any other place where sex can be expected to happen)..

Drex was most put out at the expectation that he should shaft Big Lady after she had made him another fine meal..

All he really wanted to do was go to sleep, but the thought of her labelling him a "Shag Dodger" in the morning was too depressing to contemplate so he reluctantly Rogered her brains out several times..

by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014

schlong dongery

Schlong Dongery (agent 0069)... the lesser known star of the 007 spy movies who used to star side by side with Sean Connery.....He was cut out of the series because of his huge donger and ability to mac all the bitches..... Connery was jealous/pissed off and had Schlong Dongery cut from the series.

WOW...that Schlong Dongery is quite the cocksman!!

by Pete Negwaski! December 23, 2006