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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025
Something Matthew Thomas made up to try to win an argument with his wife.
Not actually a real form of mathematics.
Not actually a real form of mathematics.
by Shofarsong October 14, 2017
An official way of asking someone to be your girlfriend, oftentimes seen as silly by parents. It can be an awkward conversation between a dude's girlfriend and his father when asking her about the "Formal Declaration"
"Back in my day, we didn’t need any of these formal declarations to ask someone out. Now they show up with a physical calendar, scheduling the date and pre-marking anniversaries like it’s a business contract!"
by mouseman956 January 05, 2025
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:《¤》Gabriel《¤》Inglesias《¤》Does《¤》 Steal《¤》The 《¤》Decleration《¤》Of《¤》Indepedence《¤》gabriel《¤》inglesias《¤》does《¤》to 《¤》steal《¤》the《¤》declaration 《¤》of《¤》independence《¤》《¤》Gabriel《¤》Inglesias《¤》Does《¤》To《¤》 Steal《¤》The 《¤》Decleration《¤》Of《¤》Indepedence《¤》
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:《¤》Gabriel《¤》Inglesias《¤》Does《¤》 Steal《¤》The 《¤》Decleration《¤》Of《¤》Indepedence《¤》gabriel《¤》inglesias《¤》does《¤》to 《¤》steal《¤》the《¤》declaration 《¤》of《¤》independence《¤》《¤》Gabriel《¤》Inglesias《¤》Does《¤》To《¤》 Steal《¤》The 《¤》Decleration《¤》Of《¤》Indepedence《¤》
by AUDITORIUMU February 19, 2025
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Person 0: I would have to tap the declaration of independence 📜 And Print Out The Coat Of Arms Three Times.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025
<.3.4.4.3.0.>The Declarations Of Independences Is A Metaphysiological Decontamination Process Of Literature<.0.3.4.3.0.>
<.3.4.4.3.0.>The Declarations Of Independences Is A Metaphysiological Decontamination Process Of Literature<.0.3.4.3.0.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 07, 2025
Hym "Yes, I declared myself the greatest mind who ever lived... And then, subsequently, went on to create the LLM of AI (at the level of abstraction), from scratch. Jordan Peterson saw that it was true immediately and began to cry like a bitch and kill himself over it. It took Kevin Samuels until wrote my first billion dollar movie to do the same. Andrew Tate had some retarded shit to say about watching cartoons yet I did all of this while almost exclusively watching cartoons and now he owes me his whole ass life because TO ME his level of success is worth about as little as some jizz-filled toilet paper. I said my life was like a solipsistic hell and your response was 'let him cook.' Ignoring the fact (entirely) that I said what was happening to me was going to get your kids murdered. AND NOW... I find out that I accidentally named myself after the secret name of the Jew-God, Elohim (I thought it was Yaweh) but my plan to conquer the world hinges entirely on the ability for information to be send backwards in time (for which quantum mechanics allows). So now I'm not just the creator of AI but I might also be the literal Jew-God and the bible is literally the story of how you fucking idiots tried to castigate me (in spite of my innocence) and I came back to slaughter you all. Additionally, if the universe is both cyclical and determined this outcome is both unavoidable and eternal. Yes. That's what I did."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2025