When your barber is lowkey a makeup artist and paints on your hairline so when you take a shower it washes off and leaves you with a completely different haircut than you had leaving the barbershop.
Des: “I need a new barber, mine cutfished me 3 times.”
Elvis: “But your hair looks fine”
Des: “That’s not the point, it’s the principle. I feel lied to every time I leave the barbershop.”
Elvis: “But your hair looks fine”
Des: “That’s not the point, it’s the principle. I feel lied to every time I leave the barbershop.”
by Ankle monitor September 14, 2022
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1. a: the language, spoken or written, of your typical 'Karen'
b: a particular variety of linguistic term formation to denegrate the person or topic one is speaking with or about
ADJECTIVE
2. a: description for an offensive, obnoxious, or contemptible person while in the act of being a cunt
b: resembling, befitting, or typical of a cunt
1. a: the language, spoken or written, of your typical 'Karen'
b: a particular variety of linguistic term formation to denegrate the person or topic one is speaking with or about
ADJECTIVE
2. a: description for an offensive, obnoxious, or contemptible person while in the act of being a cunt
b: resembling, befitting, or typical of a cunt
1. When berrating the neighbors gardener wasn't satisfying enough, Karen code-switched to speaking cuntish and threatened to call immigration services.
2. If you steal candy from a baby you are cuntish
2. If you steal candy from a baby you are cuntish
by BruteSquad February 17, 2025
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