Cracker Barrel Head

Dummy. Worst of the worst. Someone who grabs the worst crackers from the remains of a barrel.

Dave walked onto the job site without his tape measure. That cracker barrel head!

by Randor Hentgane July 12, 2023

Egg Sandwich at Cracker Barrel

when a twink lets two men dominate him from the mouth and rear in a cracker barrel bathroom.

I had an egg sandwich at Cracker Barrel

by gabe atol May 22, 2022

The Whole Cracker Barrel

When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.

Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge

Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.

by fishpickles May 03, 2022

Gay cracker barrel

Cracker barrel is going gay, weve lost it.

“Yk, maybe it is time for gay cracker barrel”

by Skippytoilet June 25, 2024

Cracker Barrel

A white person’s cock that is fatter than long

That man over there’s got a huge Cracker Barrel

by OverlordObama June 15, 2021

Cracker Barrel

A term to describe some of the stupid shit white people do, like over-using mayonnaise , being exactly on time for a party, or wearing boat shoes.

Did you see Becky dipping her french fries in mayonnaise? That is so cracker barrel!

Or
Chad was the first one to arrive at the party and was able to help finish setting up. He looked so Cracker Barrel in his boat shoes with no socks, kakis, and teal polo shirt.

by Candy Ass Smartie January 16, 2023

Cracker Barrel

An all-white household, usually with 4+ people taking up permanent residence.

Person A: What's your home life like?
Person B: It's a Cracker Barrel.

by ratchetsaysthings October 04, 2021