cornflakes 

A very overrated breakfast cereal made out of corn. gets soggy in the milk way too fast and is not at all enjoyable after that unlike the other cereals

Boy: what you got there? cereal?

Boy 2: yeah, Cornflakes
Boy: oh no! that's pretty lame

cornflakes by break your legs June 25, 2022

shitting in my cornflakes 

When someone +4’s you in UNO™️ and you have no way to express your pure anger and hatred for that person.

Person 1: *+4’s person 2 and changes it to a color person 2 doesn’t have*
Person 2: “YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING IN MY CORNFLAKES”

shitting in my cornflakes by smol pinkies December 25, 2018

Would you like some cornflakes with your cornflakes 

A phrase used to point out when someone fails to convey their message in a nonsensical way comedically. Can be due to poor grasp of language.

"Stacey's being mean to me, Stacey!" Could be responded to with "would you like some cornflakes with your cornflakes?"

Would you like some cornflakes with your cornflakes by FromTheBottomOfMyHeart January 16, 2024